Be sure to check out the original Junjou one too! :) Thanks for reading.
And as must be repeated for context, the Hisashi character is an OC from my story "Always."
(God I am getting really tired of repeating that XD)
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Version 2.0
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kisa: What kind of question is this?
Ritsu: It's a bit strange isn't it? Anyone got any ideas?
Chiaki: Uhhh…Oh Tori! Do you know the answer?
Hatori: The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.
Yuu: That's the best you could come up with? God Hatori, you fulfill every boring negative businessmen stereotype that exists!
Hatori: I didn't ask for YOUR opinion Yanase.
Yuu: Yeah well—
Chiaki: Guys guys! No need to fight. Right Hisashi?
Hisashi: Hmm, what'd you say?
Yuu: Hisashi put down your book and answer the question.
Chiaki: Yeah! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Hisashi:…I could care less.
Yuu: Typical. Well here's my answer. I crossed the road to get as far away from Hatori as possible.
Chiaki: Yuu be nice! Kisa? What do you think?
Kisa: The chicken crossed the road to get other people to LEAVE it ALONE! Especially when its being stalked by a bunch of fucking roosters who don't know how to take "NO" for an answer…
Chiaki:…uhh…. Yukina! How 'bout you?
Yukina: The chicken crossed the road to get to Kisa-san, because he's amazing. And my chicken could see that even though Kisa wanted to be left alone, deep down inside he just wanted to be loved. You're so adorable.
Kisa: Likely story you sparkly dumbass.
Yukina: Awww! I love you too!
Kisa:…Grr….wah! Yoko—Yokozawa-san, I didn't realize you were here too…
Yokozawa: Unfortunately YES.
Kirishima: Guess who Takafumi?
Yokozawa: Ugh…why are YOU here?
Kirishima: To answer the question. Now Yoko, why did the chicken cross the road?
Yokozawa: To get to the other side? I don't fucking know!
Kirishima: That's funny. Because I think my apartment is on the side you crossed over to. Hahahah.
Yokozawa: *GLARE OF DEATH *
Hatori: Onodera, you still haven't given your answer.
Ritsu: Uhhh… I don't know. Isn't this a little pointless?
Kisa: Here, let's ask Takano. Oy! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Takano: Are you serious? The answer to that is obvious. In fact, everyone should have given the same answer.
Takano: It's simple. The chicken cross the road…TO MEET IT'S GODDAMNED FUCKING DEADLINES! NOW! ALL OF YOU GET BACK TO YOUR DESKS AND IF I DON'T SEE THOSE MANUSCRIPTS IN HALF AN HOUR I'M GOING TO THROW YOU ALL IN FRONT OF A SEMI! ON THE FUCKING DOUBLE!
Ritsu:…hmm. I think I have an answer now.
Ritsu: The chicken crossed the road because Takano was standing next to him.