SECOND UPDATE IN ONE DAY.

I got started on this and just kept going until it was done.

I love reviews. Thanks for all of 'em.

-Homey :D

Title: Facebooked

Oneshot Number: Seven (7/10)

Premise: Ree has a facebook, and she's refuses to accept her parents' friend requests. But Peeta...well, he decides he needs to keep tabs on his daughter. So he friends her. Without her knowing.

Why I liked it: The whole idea is just SO. MUCH. FUN.

This oneshot is dedicated to tuckinyourducktail13. First of all, awesome, awesome same. Secondly, awesome, awesome idea. I hope you like it! Thanks for your support. :)

Let me know whatcha think, guys! If you have the time. :D

-Homey :D

Disclaimer: The Hunger Games is not mine, in any way shape or form. *sighs*

©HomeschoolGirl 2013, or at least this actual post is. The characters, not so much. But anyway, please don't use this as your own. Thanks!


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You have a friend request from Peeta Mellark. Accept or Decline?

Decline.

You have a friend request from Pansy Manchester. Accept or Decline?

Accept.

Open Chat

ReeM: Hi Pansy. Do I know you?

PansyM: Yes.

ReeM: From?

PansyM: School.

ReeM: Oh. I didn't remember you, sorry.

PansyM: It's fine.

Pansy M has left chat.

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Newsfeed. Upload. Attach File: Funtimes.

Notification! Pansy Manchester has commented on your photo.

Caption: Me & Abe w/ the gang

Pansy Manchester: What are you guys drinking? (2 minutes ago)

Ree Mellark: Umm...soda? (10 seconds ago)

Notification! Pansy Manchester has commented on your photo.

Pansy Manchester: Not liquor? (1 minute ago)

Ree Mellark: No. (30 seconds ago)

Pansy Manchester: Looks like fun. (10 seconds ago)

Ree Mellark: I guess. (5 seconds ago)

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NEXT DAY


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You have a friend request from Peeta Mellark. Accept or Decline?

Decline.

Notification! 5 comments from Pansy Manchester.

Caption: Me and Edgar the bakery. Lots of fun!

Edgar Barre: Always fun with you, Ree! ;) (2 months ago)

Pansy Manchester: Who is that? (5 hours ago)

Pansy Manchester: Is that your boyfriend? (4 hours ago)

Pansy Manchester: Who is he? (4 hours ago)

Pansy Manchester: Why is he at the bakery? (3 hours ago)

Pansy Manchester: Hello? (1 hour ago)

Ree Mellark: My friend, no, my friend, because he wanted to be why do you care? (15 minutes ago)

Edgar Barre: I forgot about this photo. Who is Pansy? (5 minutes ago)

Pansy Manchester: I'm from school. (2 minutes ago)

Edgar Barre: I don't think I know you. Do you have a picture on your profile? (1 minute ago)

Pansy Manchester: No (10 seconds ago)

One new message from Edgar Barre!

Edgar Barre: Hey, Ree, can you open chat? Thanks.

Open Chat

ReeM: Yeah?

EdgarB: I think you should defriend Pansy.

ReeM: Why?

EdgarB: She's being creepy commenting on all your photos. She doesn't even have a picture up. She could be, like, a guy or something.

ReeM: I know. *shudders* I'm going to.

EdgarB is typing...

Notification! 1 comment from Pansy Manchester.

Ree Mellark: Uggh...hard day. Dad had me baking ALL AFTERNOON. I love him, but sometimes I can't stand bread! lol.

Pansy Manchester: Why don't you like baking? (1 minute ago)

New Chat Message.

Open

EdgarB: I really miss you. I'd love to see you sometime. It's been forever; since I graduated. Do you think we could meet up tonight? It'd be great to see you.

ReeM: Yeah. Def. what time?

EdgarB: 8? Where to meet?

ReeM: Meadow. See you then! :)

EdgarB: Bye, babe. ;D

EdgarB has left chat.

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THE NEXT DAY


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Newsfeed. Status update.

Ree Mellark: Finally! My Dad has stopped requesting me to be his friend. Do parents not get it? Do any of your guys' parents do this?

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LATER


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Notification! You have four new comments from Rachel Darwin, Edgar Ba

Rachel Darwin: All. The. Time. Finally, my mom told me I have to accept her as a friend if I want a facebook!.So unfair! (3 hours ago)

Edgar Barre: Hahaha! No, I'm lucky. Grandma's too old to know about facebook. ;) (1 hour ago)

Pansy Manchester: I always accept my parent's friend requests. It's rude not to. (40 minutes ago)

Abe Mellark: ^ Weird. :P (15 minutes ago)

Ree Mellark: Rachel-haha! Good tactic! My Dad's not smart enough to figure that one out. Edger-luuucky. Had fun w/ you last night. Abe-RUDE. Little brothers suck! (1 minute ago)

Notification! You have 2 new comments from Pansy Manchester and Ab Me

Pansy Manchester: That's kind of rude to say about your dad. (2 minutes ago)

Abe Mellark: You suck! ^ And who is that? (1 minute ago)

Ree Mellark: Pansy-I was just jk. Abe-idk. A girl from school.

Open Chat

AbeM: Pansy's a creeper!

ReeM: She's not from Minecraft, idiot.

AbeM: No! Seriously! She's a creeper.

ReeM: What, like, a creep?

AbeM: Yesssss. You're a little slow today.

ReeM: Shut up. If you want to complain about Pansy, come do it to my face. I can hear you typing in the next room. Who's the loser now? ;)

AbeM: That's Dad, not me. HA! NOW WHO IS THE LOSER?!

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THE NEXT DAY


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You have a friend request from Peeta Mellark. Accept or Decline?

Decline.

Notification! Edgar Barre has sent you a relationship request. Accept or Decline?

Accept.

Ree Mellark is now in a relationship with Edgar Barre. (5 minutes ago)

Edgar Barre: I like the sound of that. ;) (1 minute ago)

Notification! You have 6 new comments from Abe Mellark, Pansy Man

Abe Mellark: GROSS. (10 minutes ago)

Pansy Manchester: I thought he was just your friend! Why are you dating? (7 minutes ago)

Rachel Darwin: AWWW. So cute. Ignore your brother, Ree! (and Pansy...wtf?) You guys were MEANT for each other. I want photos immediately! (4 minutes ago)

Eletta Endaya: Love you guys together. Adorkable. LUV (2 minutes ago)

Clue Whippley: Happy for you, bro! And bro's girlfriend. (1 minute ago)

Pansy Manchester: What is wtf? (50 seconds ago)

Abe Mellark: ^ Who doesn't know wtf? (10 seconds ago)

Rachel Darwin: Google it. (Just a second ago)

Notification! You have 4 new comments from Pansy Manchester, Rachel Dar

Pansy Manchester: That's so inconsiderate! Kids shouldn't be using that language. (3 minutes ago)

Rachel Darwin: Stfu. -Now look that up. You'll like it tons better. :) (2 minutes ago)

Abe Mellark: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. (1 minute ago)

Edgar Barre: Guys, please. (20 seconds ago)

Ree Mellark: I'm going to have to delete this if you guys won't stop. Pansy, idek you! Why do you care who I date? Sorry, but it's weird. (Just a second ago)

One new message from Pansy Manchester.

Pansy Manchester: Ree, you probably shouldn't be dating this Edgar guy. I looked on his page and he's liked inappropriate pages, and he uses curse words. You probably shouldn't be hanging around him. It's not a good idea.

Search: Pansy Manchester

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You have defriended Pansy Manchester.

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You have blocked Pansy Manchester.

Newsfeed. Status update.

Ree Mellark: Sorry about Pansy, guys! I should have never accepted her friend request. She's been defriended and blocked. So weird! Thanks, guys, for being so awesome. Love you all.

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THE NEXT DAY


You have a friend request from Peeta Mellark. Accept or Decline?

Decline.

Notification! You have 3 new comments from Abe Mellark, Edgar Barr

Abe Mellark: Hate to break it to you, but 'Pansy' was Dad. I heard him asking mom why you weren't showing up on his page anymore this morning. I didn't have time to tell you, sorry. I had to go to school. I'm sure you're thrilled. (One hour ago)

Edgar Barre: No way! LOL! No wonder he was so mad. Sorry, Ree. (40 minutes ago)

Rachel Darwin: HOLY $#!&! I told your Dad to stfu! Oh my god I'm so embarrassed. Can I come over after school and apologize? SO SORRY. (10 minutes ago)

Ree Mellark: Abe-I hate you! Jk. Sort of. BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME SO I COULD BUST HIM THIS MORNING?! That's so weird. I should have known. Edgar-Haha! Have fun laughing at me. :P Rachel-Don't worry. I'll talk to him and make sure everything's okay. He was being really annoying. He's in huge trouble with me. Huge. (1 minute ago)

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THE NEXT DAY


Newsfeed. Status update.

Ree Mellark: Talked to Dad about the Pansy situation! He says sorry, Rachel Darwin and everybody. He felt bad. Mom was so mad! It was hilarious. But seriously...Dad's are crazy. From now on, people with parents who want them to be friends with them on Facebook, I'd accept their requests. Because if you don't...well...this happens.

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LATER THAT DAY


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Notification! You have 3 new comments from Edgar Barre, Abe Mell

Edgar Barre: :) I'd like to meet your parents and show them that I'm not some loser who's going behind their back with you. Give me a time, and I'll be there. Then maybe your Dad will be less nuts about us. Love, Ed (1 hour ago)

Abe Mellark: First, ^ allow me to vomit in my mouth a little. Second, I'll put in a semi-good word for you, Ed. But only semi. (30 minutes ago)

Edgar Barre: Thanks, Abe. (10 minutes ago)

Ree Mellark: *shakes head slowly* Abe...and Ed, I'll get w/ you on that. For sure. I'd love for you to meet Mom and Dad. :) (Just a second ago)


THE NEXT DAY


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A FEW DAYS LATER


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You have a new message from Edgar Barre

Great seeing you and your family last night. I loved it. Tell your mom thanks for dinner. And I'll see you in a few hours. Love, Ed

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Me, too. See you. Love, Ree

You have a new message from Edgar Barre

Hey. Your Dad just sent me a friend request. What should I do?

Reply to Message

DECLINE. DECLINE. DECLINE.

You have a new message from Edgar Barre

LOL! Okay.

Reply to Message

*sigh* On the other hand, you may want to accept. We don't want a repeat of last time, right? And he shouldn't cause much trouble. It's up to you.

You have a new message from Edgar Barre

Fine with either. You decide. Love, Ed

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Oh, what the heck. Accept it. Love, Ree

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