Title: "Cats Will Be Cats"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: Salem may be a powerful Warlock, but for now, he's also a cat.
Warnings: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 22 February, 2012
Challenge: For the Gen-Drabble LJ comm's weekly challenge
Disclaimer: Salem Saberhagen, Sabrina Spellman, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are ᄅ & TM Disney, ABC, Archie comics, and any other rightful owners, none of whom are the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is ᄅ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"A yarn ball?" Salem questioned dryly, pointedly looking down his furry, black nose. "You think, young Witch, that you can amuse me with a mere ball of yarn simply because I am a cat? What a droll cliche. I'll have you know I've had entire worlds bend down to amuse me." His long, black tail whisked.

"That's fine." Sabrina shrugged and tossed the yarn ball. "You don't have to play with it, if you don't want to."

"I didn't say that - "

"I'll just get rid of it." She knocked it away. Salem immediately leapt off the bed and chased after it.

The End