AN: I already have 'The Duchess' going on, but I just couldn't let this idea pass.
Smelly Melly – Part I
Gray groaned and pushed the person lying next to him. It was a curvier body than his own, and a lot softer, but he was merciless with it.
"It's fucking noisy!" He said and the other person groaned too, waking up; even though he had no idea of how anyone could sleep with all that noise. "Juvia. Wake. The. Fuck. UP!" He shoved the person again.
"Awww…" The blue haired woman sat on their bad and groaned too. "Why does he have to be this much noisy?"
"You wanted one, so you go and take care of it." Gray changed positions and hugged his pillow. His naked form only covered by a thin layer of sheets.
"You're a bad dad." The woman got up from the bed and searched for her nightgown, which was lying on the floor. "You're so not prepared for our baby."
The shrieks became even louder, if it was possible, and Gray groaned again. "Go see the evil thing already. He wants you!"
"Fine." Gray heard the woman leave the room, and thirty seconds later, the blessed silence return. He sighed in relief and returned to the so beautiful sleep
It was the weekend's routine for the couple to sleep until late, so Gray could wake her up properly, like a man wakes up her girlfriend. And this weekend was no different. Still with closed eyes, the man turned to her side of the bed, hoping to find Juvia there so they could start their morning section of making out. He let his hand wandered into her wonderful, hairy upper body.
Snapping his eyes open, he was confused to see a bunch of caramel hair and since his own girlfriend had blue hair, the first thought that came to mind, was the usual: 'Oh, crap. What did I do last night?'
That's when she heard a small giggle, a giggle he thanked god that he knew. Whatever happened the night before, Juvia was there.
"Good morning too, Mel."
Mel? Gray knew that name!
"Juvia, what the hell?" He sat and stared at the woman in front of him, happily letting a small yellowish puppy lick her face.
"Oh, Good morning to you too, Gray-sama." Juvia sat too, hugging the puppy, which seemed to be very happy with his owner's show of affection.
"You brought the dog to our bed?" He asked, ignoring her. "Why on earth did you that for?"
"Mel didn't want to be alone." Juvia frowned until the puppy lick her chin and she giggled again. "Besides, he behaved, didn't you, Mel?" And for a moment, Gray really thought that the dog was going to wet itself with the excitement. "You are such a good boy."
"He is certainly not." Gray got up, fully naked, of course, since he always slept like that. "And besides, today is Sunday. I don't have to work, you don't have to work. This is our day to stay home and f…"
"Shhhhh!" Juvia said in horror, putting her hands over the puppy's ears. "There's a baby here!"
Gray could only stare at his girlfriend without believing what he was hearing from her. "It is a dog."
"Mel is still a baby, Gray-sama." Juvia frowned. "And don't talk like this. You'll be a bad daddy."
"I am not a daddy! Certainly not his!" Gray groaned again. "And by the way, Mel is no male name." Gray took his underwear from the ground and was putting it.
"Mel Gibson is a man!"
"Yeah, fine. You go fangirling over Brave Heart. Again." Gray rolled his eyes.
"I am sorry, but Mel Gibson was gorgeous in that movie. And my baby is also gorgeous and his name is Mel and that's final!" Juvia wasn't that strong minded usually, but they were talking about the name of their baby. The baby she felt had to be Mel.
The man stared at her for a moment and burst into laughter.
"His name Smell!" Juvia frowned.
"N-no. That's not what Juvia said." She was in panic for a moment. "Juvia said: His. Name. Is. Mel." Gray busted into laughter again, and Juvia was starting to get mad at him. Couldn't he see that there's no way that that cute little Golden Retrievier was not going to smell?
"Hey, Smelly!" The puppy looked to Gray and the man could swear that it was scowling at him.
"Mel! Not smelly!"
"Smelly Melly!" Gray sang song while leaving the room to get something to eat, since it was clear for him that she wasn't going to make him have a good time at the moment.
"Gray-sama! Don't call him that!"
AN: Out of nowhere. :D Hi.
So, people… This is a collection of one-shots, some of them will be intertwined, like the Smelly Series (LOL) but some of them will be just something that pops out on my head. And I want this to be an AU. Modern-world-like.
Anyway this fic I'll make it different! I'll be taking suggestions of what to write for the next week's chapter! I like the challenge, really! So, if you have any ideas, write it to me, so I can think it over and see if it'll make my writer's senses (pretty much like the spider senses from Spiderman) tingle! If it does, credits will be posted. But remember… Alternative Universe: Modern World.
And well, if I don't receive any, I'll just try to come up with ideas by myself /foreveralone
Okay, I'm leaving to see the John Carter movie. I hope it is as awesome as I expect it to be! *-*