A/N: Holy metronome, Batman!
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Anatomies: An Awkward Little Ficlet
Part 2: Dawn as Depicted by Paul Shinji
…Well, what am I supposed to say then? You have a script for me, I'll read it.
…Tch. That's what I thought.
…Oh look, a script.
I hate you people.
*Ahem* "Her eyes are the most stunning shade of blue ever to be seen by man. They're quite like the vast skies of a summer day, yet also stormy and incomprehensible like the deepest waters. They shine more brilliantly than the lustrous and adamant orbs and are a thousand times more beautiful. I would and could happily drown myself in those erotic pools of—"
…What kind of idiot wrote this?
They're blue too.
…Oh look, another script. I cannot contain my joy.
"They are so delicately arched and elegant. I would love to—"
I don't even care anymore. Just hand me the damn thing.
"Skin so soft to the touch and pale as ivory, though a delicate pink when I lean over and gently brush my li-"
…Electivire. Stand by for battle.
It's a nose.
…What else can you say? That's right; nothing. Because it's a nose.
We're moving on. Now.
What the hell? Honestly, it's a chin. Just like a nose, there's nothing to say.
…You're going to pay me double if I read this whole script?
That's final, take it or leave it.
"It arches gracefully like a swan's. Its creamy expanse seems to stretch for miles and miles and I would give anything to run my hands over the smooth skin. But even more, I would love to… nip and—"
"—lick… my way up it as I tenderly ki—"
I've had enough.
Electivire! Use Thunder!
A/N: That… was honestly terrible…
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