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Rated M for prompts to come.

25. Tent

Mike's eyes widened when he saw Edward walk in behind me at his store. He probably heard about the "family" camping trip we were all taking this weekend. Why Charlie thought it would be a good idea for all of us to go together and bond is beyond me. Ewww camping. Of course, he doesn't know that the Cullens' camping trips are generally hunting trips where they suck blood from unsuspecting animals.

"Can I help you, guys?" Mike, the always eager puppy, asks us.

"I need the strongest tent you have. Bullet proof, if possible," Edward demands. Stupid-over-protective-sexy-as-hell vampire boyfriend.