[Kelsey's POV]

I groaned and rubbed my head.

"Did I drink last night," I moaned.

Emily sauntered into the bathroom, and yanked her pants down.

"Gotta piss," she announced.

"Okay then," I sighed, trying to get up.

I pushed myself up and tumbled over to the sink, chugging the water.

Christy tumbled in then, turning on the bathtub and drinking from that.

"What the fuck happened last night," I asked.

"No idea," Emily murmured, flushing the toilet.

I rolled my eyes and shuffled around my house, looking for signs of a party, but there were none.

Then, I heard my doorbell being rung.

I walked over to the door and opened it, and was tackle-hugged by a girl I knew from school.

"Kelsey," Jessica squealed, "I have awesome news!"

I groaned, "Shut up, Jess, I think I have a hangover."

"Oh sorry," she giggled, "But I have awesome news."

"And that would be?"

"There's an animecon coming up soon," she cried, jumping up and down with joy.

"And you're excited because," I ask.

"Because I have tickets for me, you, Emily, Christy, Lily, Dutch, Jennifer, and Katie," she cried.

"Where are they, anyways," I ask.

Then Dutch, Lily, Jennifer, and Katie leap through the doors.

"Huzzah," Lily screams.

I roll my eyes, "Found 'em."

We all laugh and Christy and Emily enter.

"What do you guys want to do," Christy yawns.

"Watch and read yaoi," we all yell.

I burst out laughing and Jessica had to hold her sides she was laughing so hard.

"What's your favorite yaoi pairing," Jessica asks.

I shrug, "Probably Ikuto and Tadase," I say, grinning.

Lily bursts out laughing and smacks her head on the wall.

We all roll on the floor laughing at this.

"Be serious," Jessica gasps between giggles.

"I was serious," I say laughing harder.

"What about HidaKaku," she asks.

I shrug, "Never heard of it."

"Yeah right," she says, rolling her eyes.

"Maybe Nagihiko and Kukai," I say, doubling over in laughter.

We take a minute to calm down before Jessica offered something else.

"Not even MadaIta, or ItaPei, MadaPein, nothing," she asked.

I shake my head, thinking.

Those sound so familiar.

"Rings a bell, but I don't remember those pairings," I say, chewing my lip.

"Come on, you have to love NaruSasu, or HidaKaku, I know you, Kelsey!"

I laugh, "What are you on about?"

"HidaKaku," she says again.

I shrug, "What?"

"Hidan and Kakuzu, remember?"

"No, what's that?"

"Hidan, the immortal zealot from Akatsuki, partners with Kakuzu, the guy with the five hearts with his whole body stitched together? Remember, you're like in love with them!"

I stare at her like she's lost her marbles.

"Dude, name off all the animes you can think of," she snorts.

"Fruits Basket, Shugo Chara, Kodocha, Azumanga Diaoh, Haruhi, what else is there? Bleach, .hack, whatever else there is. Black Butler too, I suppose," I say, thinking.

She rolls her eyes, "You're so funny."

"What are you talking about," I ask.

"Seriously?"

"Do you guys know what she's getting at," I ask my other friends.

"Maybe they're new characters in Bleach," Emily offers.

"Yeah you haven't checked up on it in a while," Christy says.

I shake my head, "I doubt that, because I don't think Bleach would have a gay name as Akatsuki in it."

They all laugh and nod.

"Day break, what the hell does that even supposed to mean," I burst out giggling, "It's so retarded sounding."

The meanwhile Jessica is staring at me like a flying purple people eater is doing the Macarena on my head while eating a banana.

"This Hidan guy sounds like an idiot, what is a zealot anyways? And that Kakuzu dude, what the fuck? His body is held together with stitches, that makes no fucking sense," I say.

Jess rubs her eyes and scrapes at her ears, "Are you serious, Kelsey?"

"Yes," I laugh, "What the fuck are you talking about?"

"Naruto," she yells.

I stare at her, and then laugh, and my friends laugh too.

"What's so funny," she asks incredulously.

I right myself, "Are you high? Where's the weed?"

She taps her foot angrily, "What the fuck, Kelsey?"

"What?"

"Emily, you know you love Naruto, right?"

She shakes her head, "What the hell, Jess?"

"Why don't you guys fucking remember?"

"Remember fucking what," I yell.

"Naruto," she retorts.

"What the hell is Naruto?"

Author's Note:

Kelsey: Kind of short, I apologize but anyways… This book, as you should be able to tell, is called Pon De Akatsuki Replay… I like Rihanna. Haha! Anyways, I hope you like this story… And, as you can tell, it's fucked up. So, yeah. It's short because Emily is whacking me over the head to get this done so she can read, fucking slave driver.

Emily: Excuse you, bitch?

Kelsey: SORRY MASTER. Anyways, my minions, I love you all! Fare thee well! Tune in next time for…

All: WELCOME TO TH-

Kelsey: NO YOU FUCKING BITCHES IF WE HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY FUCKING TIME I WILL FUCKING CASTRATE YOUR DICKS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS!

All: K-K-Kowaii we're sorry!

Kelsey: YEAH YOU BETTER BE JASHIN FUCK SAKE! ONCE AGAIN, AND IF IT HAPPENS I WILL FUCKING KILL! Tune in next time for…

All: WE MEANT PON DE AKATSUKI REPLAY!

Kelsey: Good. :) Kay bye!