AN: I foresee that this story is coming to a close soon…maybe ten more chapters. *shrug*

AN #2: I also want to mention that the idea of Mike going after Edward and Emmett was my little brother's idea. I read him this story and he loved it. LOL! He's been drawing pictures for it too. I'll post them on my profile when he's done with them.

Disclaimer: Really?

Jasper POV

"Come on, Kid," I said, creeping silently away from where Carlisle and Esme had parked. Mike had wanted to go to the zoo, and they had been the ones to take him there. Why…I don't know. I probably never will.

"I'm tired of walking!" Kid complained.

I raised my eyebrow, looked back, and pointed at the parking lot we had just walked across.

Kid stared at me, not getting the point.

"Just let me take you home alright," I sighed. The knives could shoot us at any minute. I had to be prepared. "Where do you live?"

"Norris Road. It's close to here," Kid said.

"Norris…as in Chuck Norris?" I asked. BEST STREET NAME EVER!

Kid shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe."

"I must see this road of magical karate powers," I whispered to myself.

Kid looked at me as if I was crazy. "Um…uh…okay. Will you take me home now?"

I ducked suddenly, pulling Kid down with me. "Phew. A canon just fired above us. I gotta get you home before the Confederates capture you!"

"Uh…okay…"

"It. Is. War," I whisper hissed.

"Uh…okay…"

"Onward!" I shrieked, grabbing Kid and rushing forward. I had to get home before we were attacked…or worse!