Well, I must say it's lovely to meet you. This is just a little drabble I dreamed up about James and Lily. I loved what little we saw of their relationship of the books, and this is just my interpretation of it. It's the letters they write back and forth over the summer, starting at Year One
GIVE ME BACK MY CHUDLEY CANNONS HAT! THIS ISN'T FUNNY! I NEED IT FOR THE GAME THIS WEEKEND!
Also, did you do the homework for Binns yet?
The most incredible guy in first year (aka James)
P.S. My mum says that isn't the proper way to write to a girl and I need to rewrite this.
Dearest darlingest Evansy hon,
Please oh please could you give me back my Chudley Cannons hat? Pretty please with a cherry on top? I do so need it for this game. I would be forever in your deepest debt if you would please give back my hat, sweet, sweet Evans.
Also, did you already do the homework for Binns? Of course you did, since you are the kindest, calmest, most sweetly dispositioned girl in first year.
The guy who always pales in comparison to your wonderful awesomeness
P.P.S. In case you didn't notice, this was slightly sarcastic.
I will give you back your stupid hat when you apologize for doing what you did to Sev. It was cruel and unnecessary, and I seriously considered hexing you into some sort of reptilian creature until I realized you already WERE one.
I didn't do the homework for Binns yet, because my mum grounded me for a letter Sprout sent about me being a disruption in class. Which is completely YOUR fault. You were making fun of me (again!) and I lost control and threw a Venomous Tentacula at you, and it was just bad luck that it happened to hit Frank Longbottom instead.
The girl who would like to throw something considerably more substantial than a plant at you.
And P.S. I know bloody well what sarcasm is.
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