*Curtain goes up to reveal a spooky cave filled with ice, glowing jars and a huge black cauldron.*
(Gunther and Gunter walk on stage with Fionna in tow)
G&G: Ice Queen! IIICCCEEE QQQUUUEEEEEENNN!
I Q: (Stomps on the stage clearly irritated) WHAT IS IT THIS TIME!
G&G: We found the human!
I Q: (To Fionna) State your problem.
Fionna: I need to choose between Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball.
I Q: Why not pick the Vampire like that Elizabeth Duck character in those Midnight books everyone is obsessing over?
Fionna: PG DOES NOT WANT TO SLEEP YOU ICE QUEEN!
I Q: Oh who cares!
Fionna: So are you helping me?
I Q: ~I admit that in the past
I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when
they called me, well, a witch~
Fionna: They got that part down.
I Q: ~But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light,
And made a switch,
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that
I always have possessed
And here lately, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable
Poor Unfortunate Souls,
In pain, in need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Those Poor Unfortunate Souls,
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying "Spells, Please, Spells!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had
To rake 'em 'Cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those Poor Unfortunate Souls!~
Okay so starting tomorrow you shall spend three day's daylight hours with Prince Gumball and three night hours with the Vampire. You can't have any help from anything but this potion *holds up a vile of white liquid* that will keep you awake for the whole time.
Still don't own anything…