Flame blinked his eyes open with tiredness and stretched out his sore back.
"Man, it feels like I've been sleeping on glass." He groaned and stood up. A loud clang sounded as his head met with thick glass and Flame groaned in pain. "Ow...what?" Flame placed his hands on the glass wall in front of him and looked at it in confusion. Why did this look so familiar. He scanned the area around him and saw red rock and molten lava leak down the walls. His face paled.
"No..." He backed away to the other wall of glass he was trapped in. "No, no, no, no, no!" He chanted over and over again. 'Was that all a dream?' he thought in his head.
"Quiet down!" He heard a sour voice call. He looked down to see his mother angrily growling at nothing and tapping her foot with irritation.
"Mother! Where is Fionna?" He cried out with desperation. His mother got on her feet and looked up at her son with confusion.
"Fionna? Who are you talking about?" She scoffed.
"Fionna. My fiancee." He deadpanned. His mother let out an explosive laugh.
"Fionna? Where did you come up with such a preposterous name!?" She chuckled. "I clearly remember you proposing to Lady Lemongrab last weekend, Flame."
"Lady Lemongrab?!" He screamed.
"Oh fiance!" A sour screech sounded. Flame whipped his head around and saw a fat yellow lemon woman walk, or rather waddle, towards him.
"No, no, no, no, no." Flame said backing away from the tart fruit.
"Yes, yes, yes." She replied lovingly and took a step in his lantern, causing the entire structure to tilt. Flame slid on the floor and landed face first in the disgusting lemon woman. He felt like throwing up as laughter rang in his ears from the entire Flame Kingdom court. He felt her sour lips come to his ear in the midst of the laughing and felt a sour breath on his ear.
"Ah!" Flame shot up. His heart pulsed in his chest and he looked ahead to see the darkness of a bedroom. He breathed a sigh of relief as he felt the cool comforting feel of familiar bedsheets. "Oh thank Glob it was just a dream." He said with gratitude.
"What's wrong, Flame? Another nightmare?" A voice asked.
"Yeah, I-" Flame began.
"Another nightmare? Come on, Flame." Another voice hissed. Flame stiffened. "Gumball can't you make a potion to get rid of these nightmares?"
"I tried to, but clearly it had different results..." Flame turned to his side to see Gumball completely naked beside him. His face paled.
"Well you should work harder next time. Don't make the King punish you both for being incompetent." Flame turned to his other side and saw Marshall with a grin, fangs shining in the moonlight and body completely naked.
"To be honest, waking me up at 4 AM was not very polite." Gumball sighed and leaned in close to Flame's cheek.
"Looks like we're both going to have to punish the Prince." Marshall hissed with a laugh and Flame felt his fangs against his ear.
"Oh, Glob!" Flame screamed and jolted out of bed, falling to the floor. He looked around his surroundings. He was in the same bedroom, but something was different. He shakily looked over the edge of the bed, afraid to see Gumball and Marshall. Instead, he was greeted with the sight of Fionna's beautiful sleeping form. He looked around to see pictures from their wedding and their honeymoon. Flame sighed in relief.
"Flame?" Fionna groaned and sat up. Flame crawled back into bed and settled beside his wife.
"Are you okay? I heard a loud thud." she whispered.
"Yeah. I'm fine. Just go back to sleep." he said tiredly. Fionna looked at him with worry. "What's wrong, Fi?" Flame asked with concern. Fionna bit her lip with worry. "Fionna?"
"I..." Fionna began. She drew in a deep breath. "I think I'm pregnant..." she said drifting off. Flame felt his heart skip a beat.
"W-what?" He asked with confusion.
"I think I'm pregnant..." She repeated and looked at her hands.
"B-but I thought we couldn't have kids! I mean, with us being different species and stuff..." Flame drifted off into his thoughts.
"Flame..." Fionna looked into his eyes. Silence filled the room. "I don't think it's yours..." Flame Prince felt his entire head go blank as he heard those words. Not his? What could that even-
As if in response, a series of giggles echoed from Fionna's lips.
"Oh, Glob, Flame!" She said between laughs. "You should have seen your face! Oh, Glob, I'm sorry." she said but continued in her fit of giggles.
"That was an April Fools joke!" she said and continued laughing. Flame's face looked at her with no emotion. He heaved himself out of bed and grabbed his pillow. "Hey! Where do you think you're going!" Fionna asked.
"I'm going to sleep on the couch today." He grumbled and trotted out of the room. Fionna laughed and settled back into bed. 'He'll be back.' She thought. Fionna placed her hand over her stomach and felt it shift and she smiled to herself.
"Don't worry. I'll tell him later."
A/N: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!