Withers, bosuns, thunderclaps, stonks and creepers all get wacked… By me. I kill them.
What did they do to deserve this? Nothing… They don't deserve it.
Sadly, I have to; otherwise, I'll scare the living daylights out of everyone.
I wish I could just put my shovel down and leave them alone.
I heard that they were corrupted by snagvines… Is there a way to purify them?
Why won't the totems tell me? Every day I ask them, and they give me no answer.
I guess, for now, I still have to whack the poor creatures, every time…
A/N: Approx. 100 words :D