HNG.

The top of my "J" button broke off.

Very annoying.

ASDFGHJKLWERTJHGSASHK

so here are the poll results for what Tsunahime's Flame should be (i made you guys vote for two choices, just in case!)

Sky - 16 (well, i expected this haha)

Mist - 10 (kinda surprising. can someone explain why, preferably someone who voted for this choice please?)

Cloud - 5 (hmm... i can make the connections, actually. no big deal. :D)

Rain - 3 (yes, i understand this one too.)

Lightning - 2 (so sad. i was hoping someone would link everything together. Byakuran doesn't really have a Lightning Guardian, guys! Ghost is his parallel self/phenomenon! He/it/?/whateveritis doesn't couuuunnttt!)

Storm - 1 (wow, someone voted for this one? amazing, haha!)

Sun - 0 (LMAO LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHA no one voted for this one, and quite frankly, i'm kinda glad. b/c i can't imagine anyone but Shoichi being a healer kind of person ;-; )

so the results are that she will have both Sky and Mist Flames.

i'll make it so it's not so overbearing, b/c i don't like overly-strong people without drawbacks too much(DON'TLIKETHEMATALL), and b/c since Amano made Gokudera use five different Flames to an extent.

haha.

well...

I was also thinking about giving her Lightning Flame too, because of how solid I made her character...or tried.

I guess this calls for another poll!

YAY.

lots of love, Two-Faced Procrastinator.

Was listening to the song "The Riddle" by Five For Fighting while typing this, lol.


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"This is Marshmallowman. The location is Section 7, Row 3, computer number..." Pause. "Computer number 100. Our target is currently on computer 51, active on the web as 'FiftyOneSunglasses'. Do you copy?"

"..."

"...do you copy?"

"..."

"Tuna Princess, do you copy~?"

"..."

"Tuna—"

"Shut up. I... copy."

"Great! Then state your location~!"

"Eh. Do I have to?"

"Yes, Tuna Princess. It is a must."

"...fine..." Pause. "This is... Tuna... Princess... The location is Section 7, Row 3, computer number..." Another pause. "Is it 'number' or 'letter'? Why the hell does it have a letter in front of it?"

"Well, what is it?"

"It says 'F27'. Why is it like that?"

"Who knows. Just say 'computer F27'. Problem solved, yay! Now you can continue~!"

"Damn."

"Hmm~? What was that~?"

"Nothing. Anyway. 'Computer F27', our target is currently chatting with someone with the name 'LoliWrench48'... Oh, I got locked out."

"Ohohoho, it seems like our Shou-chan has some private matters to discuss... Well, then, proceeding to break i—"

"Don't even think about it, Byakuran."

"Use the codenam—"

"No. Why are we doing this, anyway? Can't we just ask like normal people?"

"Aw, you're no fun... Our Shou-chan didn't even tell us he was going on a date! And since he didn't, we're undergoing a covert mission. An eye for an eye."

"'Makes the world go blind'. And he wasn't going on a 'date'. He said he was going 'out', which he probably meant as in 'going somewhere outside the campus grounds'."

"But—but what if something, you know, bad happens?"

"What can be worse than trolling when online?"

"Our Shou-chan is only fifteen! He could let his identity slip without knowing!"

"Are you serious? I wasn't that dumb when I was fifteen."

"Well, that just means you're very special!"

"Sure, whatever."

"..."

"...Byakuran?"

"..."

"Byakuran."

"..."

"Byakuran!"

"Hmm~?"

"What are you doing?"

"Give me a moment~!"

"...don't tell me you're—!"

"Aaand, I'm in! Oh, good, he's still innocent and pure!"

"...I can't believe you, Byakuran..."


Candyman100 has joined the chat.

Candyman100: THIS IS THE CYBER POLICE

FiftyOneSunglasses: wait

FiftyOneSunglasses: WHAT

LoliWrench48: oh

Candyman100: "LOLIWRENCH48"

LoliWrench48: ys

Candyman100: YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR COERCING FIFTYONESUNGLASSES INTO A DATE RAPE

Namituna has joined the chat.

Namituna: ...

FiftyOneSunglasses: who are you people

FiftyOneSunglasses: and how did you get in

FiftyOneSunglasses: by the way he is NOT coercing me into a date rape

Namituna: We know. This guy doesn't even know what the cyber police does.

Namituna: And we sort of hacked in. Sorry.

Candyman100: YES I DO. THEY ARREST POTENTIAL RAPISTS THAT TARGET INNOCENT LITTLE CHILDREN ONLINE.

Candyman100: DON'T BE SORRY, IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE

LoliWrench48: isnt tht cald pedobear

Candyman100: THAT TOO.

Namituna: Just... just stop. You sound so dumb right now.

Candyman100: I AM THE INVINCIBLE CANDYMAN

Candyman100: I PROTECT THE PURITY OF LITTLE BOYS.

FiftyOneSunglasses: wait a minute

LoliWrench48: the loli in my nm does nt stnd 4 lolicon

FiftyOneSunglasses: how did you know i'm a boy

LoliWrench48: its shrt 4 lollipop sry 4 the misndrstnd

Candyman100: i told you, i'm in the cyber police!

Candyman100: I KNOW EVERYTHING

Candyman100: PROVE IT, SONNY.

Namituna: How do you expect for him to prove it online.

FiftyOneSunglasses: I AM A BOY

Candyman100: YOU TALK LIKE A GIRL

FiftyOneSunglasses: WHAT

Namituna: lol

LoliWrench48: lol

LoliWrench48: im dating sme1 tht is 15 yrs old

Candyman100: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY

Namituna: "Innocent until proven guilty"

Candyman100: NOT HELPING

LoliWrench48: thnx

Namituna: No problem.

FiftyOneSunglasses: I DO NOT TALK LIKE A GIRL

Candyman100: YES YOU DO

FiftyOneSunglasses: HOW

Candyman100: YOU HAVE CAPS LOCK ON

FiftyOneSunglasses: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

FiftyOneSunglasses: HYPOCRITE

Namituna: So do you, Mister "I-Am-In-The-Cyber-Police".

Candyman100: ...

Candyman100: eh

FiftyOneSunglasses: THANK you!

Namituna: Glad to help.

LoliWrench48: but u scream lik a grl

FiftyOneSunglasses: A;OUIWGKSLN

Namituna: lol keysmash

Candyman100: AHA

Candyman100: I NOW HAVE EVIDENCE!

Candyman100: CAUGHT RED-HANDED YOU LOLICON

FiftyOneSunglasses: OULNZDKVIKSBVN

LoliWrench48: i alrdy explnd tht

Namituna: Don't kill yourself.

LoliWrench48: 51snglsss is my bf

Namituna: Somehow, something tells me that doesn't stand for "best friend".

LoliWrench48: u r corect

Namituna: Yay.

Candyman100: WHAT

Candyman100: SHOU-CHAN I DO NOT APPROVE

Candyman100: FOREIGNERS ARE BAD BOYFRIENDS

Namituna: You idiot.

FiftyOneSunglasses: ...Byakuran-san?

Candyman100: SHOU-CHAN PLEASE TELL ME THIS ALIEN IS LYING

Namituna: What's so bad about dating a foreigner?

Candyman100: THEY CARRY STRANGE DISEASES

Candyman100: YOU KNOW HOW IN 1492 CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE RIGHT

Namituna: I am 100% certain that Shoichi's boyfriend does not have smallpox on him.

LoliWrench48: i gt al my shts if tht hlps

FiftyOneSunglasses: YOU'RE SO CREEPY BYAKURAN-SAN

Namituna: Foreigners aren't all that bad.

Candyman100: OH NOEZ NOT YOU TOO HIME-CHAN

Namituna: Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't YOU Italian yourself, Byakuran?

FiftyOneSunglasses: HIME-SAN?

FiftyOneSunglasses: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE

FiftyOneSunglasses: AND WHAT HAPPENED TO PRIVACY

Candyman100: I AM HALF AND HALF

Namituna: Oh, so you're a coffee creamer now? Fantastic.

Namituna: Blame Byakuran. He's the one that dragged me here with him.

Namituna: There is no such thing as privacy around us.

FiftyOneSunglasses: WHY

Namituna: It's not in our vocabulary.

LoliWrench48: X')

Candyman100: FOREIGNERS ARE BAAAAAD PEOPLE BAAAAAAAD

LoliWrench48: why i lik jap ppl

Namituna: So, Byakuran?

Candyman100: yeees~?

Namituna: Are you telling me that I SHOULDN'T marry a foreigner?

Candyman100: NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

FiftyOneSunglasses: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED

FiftyOneSunglasses: TO WHO

LoliWrench48: lol shd we gt marrd 2 shoichi

Candyman100: TO ME~~~!

Namituna: Why are you so proud of that?

Candyman100: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DESU

Namituna: Oh, really...

Candyman100: yes, really~!

Namituna: Alright, then. How much EXACTLY do you love me?

FiftyOneSunglasses: NO SPANNER WE ARE NOT GOING TO MARRY yet I AM STILL ONLY FIFTEEN AND SO ARE YOU

LoliWrench48: ok whn we trn 18 we can!

Candyman100: SAWADA TSUNAHIME

Namituna: What.

Candyman100: I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS THE AMOUNT OF PARALLEL WORLDS THAT EXIST.

Namituna: Damn.

FiftyOneSunglasses: jesus

LoliWrench48: wow

FiftyOneSunglasses: you ARE aware of how serious that is, Byakuran-san?

Namituna: Not so much "serious" as "unrealistic".

Candyman100: of course I'm aware!

Candyman100: out of anyone else I should know that the best!

LoliWrench48: so whns the marige

FiftyOneSunglasses: of course you would know that the best, Byakuran-san... of course.

Namituna: That is so cryptic it irks me. Should I know something, Byakuran?

Candyman100: NOPE.

Candyman100: I haven't decided when the date is going to be, actually~

Namituna: Oh, so I have no say in it whatsoever? Having doubts, Byakuran, having doubts...

FiftyOneSunglasses: you're a terrible husband already Byakuran-san

Candyman100: GASP

Candyman100: NOOOOOOO

Candyman100: DOUBTS ARE THE NUMBER ONE LEAD INTO DIVORCEEEEE

Candyman100: DON'T LEAVE ME MY LOVEEEEE

Namituna: We're not even married yet.

Candyman100: BUT WE WILL BE~

FiftyOneSunglasses: my head hurts. i'm going back now. bye Spanner i'll see you tomorrow

LoliWrench48: bye Sho

FiftyOneSunglasses has exited the chatroom.

Namituna: It was nice meeting you, Shoichi's boyfriend. Bye now.

LoliWrench48: nce 2 mt u 2 bye

Namituna has exited the chatroom.

Candyman100: WAIT DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT MEEEEE

Candyman100 has exited the chatroom.

LoliWrench48: lol

LoliWrench48 has exited the chatroom.


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A/N:

lol.

this was supposed to be Down to Earth's sequel, but it somehow turned into this.

(btdubs, Spanner's chat style is broken and text-like, because he's from Europe and he's just plain lazy to type out the actual word.)

but no worries, i'm working on the real thing~

although i have some bad news for you guys.

i have a business trip to the other side of the world *COUGHasiaCOUGH* so i'm going to be extremely busy for a long while.

i'll be back in about... five to eight months, maybe.

i know, i know...

"WTF WHY SO LONG Y U NO GOOD AUTHOR DESU DESU"

and I am really sorry.

but it can't be helped!

so, i'll see you guys probably next year.

lots of love for a long time until I come back, Two-Faced Procrastinator.