(Johnny and Jimmy are sitting on the couch watching TV)
TV: And right after the Superbowl will be the Season premier of The Voice!
Jimmy: What now?
Johnny: The Voice is today!
Jimmy: I did NOT just sit through an entire fucking football game to watch a dumb ass show like The Voice.
Johnny: But don't you like watching peoples dreams come true-
Johnny: You don't need to be so heartless!
Jimmy: Doesn't me being Heartless make you heartless?
Johnny: No cause you're my alter ego.
Jimmy: True. Very true.
Johnny: SHHH! It's starting!
Jimmy: Johnny, let's just watch reruns of Weeds or something. Or how about your favorite show? Dance Moms!
Johnny: You hate Dance Moms!
Jimmy: Not as much as this show!
Johnny: (whining) Jimmy! Please, please, please -
Jimmy: Shut up Johnny!
Johnny: please please please-
[10 minutes later]
TV: After the break, one of our best contestants that will bring down the house. This is the Voice!
Jimmy: Um... Get me a beer!
Johnny: we don't have any!
Jimmy: Then go to 7-11 and get some!
Johnny: No! I wanna finish the show!
Jimmy: (grabs remote) Fine. We are watching something else!
(Johnny grabs the remote and bitch slaps Jimmy)
Jimmy: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?
Johnny: No changing channels!
TV: And we're back!
Jimmy: NO! (grabs remote and turns off the TV)
Johnny: *cries* The Voice!
(Jimmy throws the remote and Johnny sits on it. The TV turns back on.)
TV: Let's see how our contestant does for the judges. (contestant begins to sing)
Johnny: Oh my god! He's so good!
Jimmy: Kill me now.
Johnny: And he's REALLY attractive!
Jimmy: (double take) AUGH!
Johnny: Who is this guy?
Jimmy: (panicking) I don't know? He doesn't look like anyone I know! I don't know him. Yep! No idea who he is!
Johnny: Are you okay?
Jimmy: Fine! Pshhh! I'm perfect! I'm fucking perfect like always.
(contestant finishes singing)
Johnny: (stands and claps) Woooohooo!
Jimmy: Sit down.
Johnny: He was so good! He inspired me to be a singer!
Jimmy: Do favor for everyone and don't be a singer please.
(Will enters with a case of beer.)
Will: Hey guys!
Jimmy: What are you doing here?
Will: I brought beer to celebrate that Ji-
Will: -mmy was on-
Will: Was on-
Will: Excuse me but that was rude!
Johnny: What's up with you Jimmy? You've been awfully strange today.
Will: (sees the TV) Aw man! You started watching The Voice without me? I want to see-
Jimmy: SHUT UP!
Johnny: See who Will?
Johnny: What do you mean Jimmy?
Will: Jimmy auditioned for The Voice!
Johnny: And you didn't tell me!
Will: You didn't tell him!
Jimmy: Why do you think I asked you to drive me to LA?
Johnny: You went to LA without me?
Jimmy: YES! So I could audition!
Will: I brought beer!
Johnny: (hurt) I thought I was your best friend.
Jimmy: Johnny, I am you!
Johnny: I can't believe anything you say anymore! I'm to mad to even see you perform.
Jimmy: You already did.
Will: What? I missed it!
Johnny: Which person... (pause) it was the one I was fan-girling over. Wasn't it?
Johnny: (sighs) I'm sorry Jimmy. I should be encouraging you and you're artistic dreams.
Jimmy: Thank you?
Johnny: Come here!
(Johnny hugs Jimmy. Jimmy doesn't hug back. Will is watching a video on his phone)
Will: Oh my god! Jimmy this is really good! Better than when you were starring in that show on Broadway.
Johnny: YOU WERE ON BROADWAY? AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME!
Jimmy: Fuck you Will!
(Johnny chases Jimmy off. Will changes the channel)
Will: JERSEY SHORE! WOOHOO!
And that was my story about Tony Vincent on The Voice! It was really stupid but whatever. Comment & Review please!