YOU'VE GOT A FOE IN ME

Sometimes I just love messing with songs like these! You see, I can do this stuff, too! Where's my bajillion Oscar nominations? (Borrowed from Chester A. Bum.)

C'mon, guys, you know I love you, right? *quickly hides away baseball bat and mustard gas*

NOTE: For those of you who are interested in "borrowing" these lyrics, say for a talent show, or just to amuse your friends, go ahead. This isn't really my song, after all; it's just my personal twist of a classic song. But for goodness' sake, people, would you kindly ask me in a note or review that's actually signed? I can't very well respond to anonymous people, you know. It shouldn't take more than five minutes.


Original Song © Randy Newman

Lyrics (about 75% of them) © unicorn-skydancer08

All rights reserved.


You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
Gonna smack you in the head
Gonna land you in a hospital bed
You just remember what your rival said
Man, you've got a foe in me
Yeah, you've got a foe in me

You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
I will tie you to a kitchen chair
Then kick you down eighty-seven flights of stairs
Might get a few bruises, but I don't care
'Cause you've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me

Some other folks
Might be a little bit bigger than I am
Rougher and tougher too, maybe
But none of them
Will ever hate you the way I do
It's me and you, pal

And as the years go by
Our hatred will never die
You're gonna see
It's your adversity

You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me
You've got a foe in me