Author's Note: This is my eleventh episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. This episode, it's Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich from Housepets! Vs. Aeris & Leo Leonardo the 3rd from VG Cats. I don't own the characters in the rap battle or the ERBOH series themselves. This is my first 'double-act' rap battle and kinda mimics ERBOH Season 2, Episode 3. Also, I've decided to stop doing intros because I thought I'd spending too much time thinking of how characters could meet than on the rap battles.

Epic Rap Battles Of History!

Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly Sandwich….

Vs.

Aeris & Leo Leonardo the 3rd!

Begin

(Peanut & Grape – In unison)

We're the Housepets Duo and there's nothing like us/

You should go back to your home, we don't want any fuss.

(Grape)

We're much better than you, there's no point in starting duels/

(Peanut)

Your raps'll just get wasted much like the world's fossil fuels.

Fans of Rick Griffin's work will remember us from our names/

(Grape)

You really think we're scared of two cats addicted to video games?

(Peanut)

Your raps are Frankenstein's Monsters, ours are just pure beauty/

(Both – in unison)

So why not go back home and continue playing Call of Duty?

(Leo)

Hi, my name's Leo.

(Aeris)

I am Aeris mother (beep)! /

(Leo)

You're two different species. Honestly, you won't make a good lover.

(Aeris)

When your parents named you, were they using their heads? /

(Leo)

Peanut Butter & Grape Jelly?

(Aeris)

That's the name of sandwich spreads.

(Leo)

What? You never took rapping lessons before?

(Aeris)

Hard cheese!

(Leo)

Why not go back to your bed and mate with each other, please?

(Aeris)

All your raps do is just leave people feeling prissy/

(Leo)

You may fight like animals….

(Aeris)

But you rap like a sissy!

(Peanut)

We've no need to fight, we're all bark and no bite/

(Grape)

We're representing Babylon Gardens, am we right?

(Yeah!)

Our raps are so good, they'll be leaving folks like you insane/

(Peanut)

If life was a video game, by now we'd beaten your whole campaign.

We'll have more trauma than Clockwork Orange on Singing In The Rain/

(Grape)

By the time we're all done, you'll have a terminal tumour in your brain!

(Both-In Unison)

We're a pair of housepets that has by far got a better rhythm/

We'll hit Scott Ramsoomair and crew so fast, they won't know what hit 'em.

(Aeris)

We're giving away a free fist

(Leo)

As we win against a stranger!/

(Aeris)

You don't at all know it but you put yourselves in danger.

(Both – in Unison)

Like-.

(Heavy from Team Fortress 2 Audio)

"POW! Haha!"

(Leo)

Who's Laughing Now? /

(Aeris)

We're eatin' your lyrics up like our names were Chow-der.

(Both – In unison)

Our raps are out of this world, prepare for your abduction! /

You're just begging us to bring you about to your destruction.

(Leo)

We gave you a fair fight, no need to throw a hissy fit/

(Aeris)

Sorry you guys, but-.

(Both)

Our rapping is pure grit!

Who Won?

Who's Next?

You Decide!