ok hey guys i know i haven't updated this in a very long time like a year almost, but its because i thought n one liked it, but i read some reviews and you guys think its funny soooooo I'm gonna continue AND SCENCE (ps I'm starting a series with a lot of smutty finches drabbles so lookout for that)

Rachel-(changed her relationship status to in love)

Finn-( changed his relationship status to in love)

Brody-( changed his relationship status to single)

Santana-finally my finchel is back on

Klaine- I love you guys but, know all I hear is sex noises coming from your room and I can't sleep.

Rachel- payback for when you and Blaine got back together

Brittany- my unicorn ears still hurt

Finn- RACHEL GET YOUR CUTE ASS BACK IN THIS BEDROOM SO WE CAN MAKE LOVE AGAIN!

Puck-MAKE LOVE HAHAHA

Finn- remind me Puck when was the last time you had sex

Puck- shut up dude

Santana- all those exclamation points represent every time Finn gave Rachel the D today

Rachel- enough about our sex life please

Brody- you wouldn't put out for me but you would for his pasty ass

Rachel- I happen to like his ass thank you very much and that's exactly why you didn't get any of this

Quinn- you're so stupid Rachel you could have hot as hell Brody but, yet you still want Finn !?

Rachel- #FINCHEL4LIFE

Finn- RACHEL GET OFF YOUR PHONE SO WE CAN HAVE SEX JEEZ

Rachel- you wore me out baby I'm so sore ;)

Brody- I'm supposed to be the one making you sore…

Rachel- you know what Finn I'll be right there ;P

Santana- Kinky Finchel is nasty

Brittany- my unicorn ears hurt so badly

Kurt- I know Rachel can hit some pretty high notes but, I've never heard her hit something that high…

Santana- I'm pretty sure all of NYC just heard that

Brittany- I thought someone was being killed THAT WAS RACHEL!

Brody- I should be the one doing that to her :(

Santana- well you're not so buh-bye

Kurt- once you've thought you heard the worst she goes even higher

Brittany- FINN STOP IT I THINK YOUR HURTING HER

Santana- I think the storm is over

Finn- were we really that loud

Santana- Britt was crying

Rachel- It was soooo worth it ;)