Palutena's Farting Problem

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Who honestly didn't see this coming? I might as well get this out, since the game's fresh and it's best to do it while it's still the thing... plus, who knows how much chaos can come from a goddess breaking wind? Just thinking about it makes me feel sorry for poor Pit. Enjoy this one, you loveable sick freaks! I love ya!

Palutena was sitting on her fat ass, watching Pit beating up all the monster across the land. She giggled as she watch Pit bust his butt, only to get a pleasant surprise as Pit came back to the temple, running up to Palutena.

"That takes care of all those pesky monster, Lady Palutena!" Pit exclaimed as she pointed at himself.

Palutena squealed cutely. "Well done, Pit! You saved the lands one more!" She winked, wiggling her left index finger. "How about you come over here, big boy..."

Pit blushed as he waved his hands at Palutena. "Whoa whoa whoa... let's not get so hasty, I just got back..." He smelled his right armpit, shuddering as he folded his arms. "And ewww, am I sweaty. I'm gonna need a shower..."

Palutena grabbed Pit, stuffing him into her big boobs. "Oh, but I love young sweaty boys! It makes me feel horny!"

Pit struggled to break free, flailing his arms as he screamed. "Lady Palutena, please, this isn't right!"

Palutena laughed as she hugged Pit tightly. "Pahaha! Nothing you say will deter me!"

Palutena's stomach growled loudly, prompting Palutena to open her eyes as she farted loudly, causing her dress to be blown upward. Palutena's eyes widened as a noticeable red blush appeared across her face. Pit pulled his head out from Palutena's chest, panting as he tried catching his breath.

"Man... that was... more cleavage... than I needed... to see..." Pit commented as he wheezed, glancing up at Palutena and tilting his head to the right as he blinked several times. "Lady Palutena, are you all right? You looked embarrassed."

Palutena chuckled nervously as she rubbed her right elbow. "Pit, let's just say that sometimes, it's not okay to hold onto things..."

Pit understood, nodding his head. "Yeah. We gotta let go of the past, and embrace the future!" He then gave Palutena a thumbs up. "We need to break new wind to uncharted territory! Cut the cheese and get a move on to-"

Palutena groaned as she felt her stomach growl again. "Oh no, I gotta rip one again..." She looked around, ignoring Pit's talking. "Gotta find a way to let one fly without Pit noticing..."

"Cut loose and just move on forward!" Pit continued exclaiming as he made ridiculous poses. "Because life goes too quickly, and it feels like one big fart!"

Palutena farted loudly again, though this time Pit witnessed it. Pit had a completely awkward face as his right eye twitched violently, his jaw dropping.

"Lady Palutena... did you just..." Pit stated as he was in complete shock.

Palutena blushed as she held down her dress, another fart emerging from her goddess rear end. "Oh, I hope Sakurai san won't notice this... I have never been so embarrassed..."