The Magic Drink
Joy (Rushes in the house and runs upstairs)
Joy: I really hope this drink works!
Joy (grabs a glass and pours the drink in)
Joy: erm its pink Ha! I hope it works!
Melanie comes in...
Melanie: Joy what are you doing?
Joy: oh what do you want?
Melanie: what are you doing?
Joy: this man give me this special drink apparently it will make me irresistible to men!
Melanie: oh I want some!
Joy: sorry only enough for one person!
Melanie: you're mean!
Joy (drinks the magic drink)
Joy: no I don't feel any different!
Melanie: how annoying!
Joy: you said it!
Melanie: erm Joy where are you're feet?
Joy (falls on the floor)
Melanie: omg! Joy are you ok?
Joy: I don't know!
Victoria comes in...
Victoria: what's all the noise? I have an audition tomorrow!
Victoria: Joy get off the floor!
Melanie: she can't she has no legs!
Joy: how am I going to get up?
Melanie: well maybe Victoria can carry you?
Victoria: oh no!
Melanie: oh please iam scared I might drop her!
Joy: hey! Iam not that heavy!
Melanie: well I can't carry you!
Joy: why not?
Melanie: iam not that strong!
Joy: are you saying iam fat?
Victoria: well look at it this way its not everyday you see a mermaid on the floor!
Joy: oh yes very funny just help me up!
Melanie: well if you are a mermaid which I think you are! You're going to need to be in water!
Joy: oh great I suppose Elka is going to have a field day when she sees this!
Melanie: well we won't tell her!
Victoria: yes we'll say you went to England to visit you're parents!
Joy: yeah like that will ever happen!
Melanie: ohh yay Elka could be like the sea witch!
Joy: what do you think this is the little mermaid?
Victoria: iam not being the crab!
Joy: look just put me in some water!