Me: HELLO ALL! xD This is HikariNoTenshi-San speaking~! Please call me Hikari or Hika-san or any other variation of that. It must be a PAIN to write my full name. This is my first GODS EATER fic, and it's been a LONG while since I've last written, so please be kind to me~! xD Introducing my muses(aka the voices in my head that make up the other quirky parts of my personality)~!

Gin: Hello! I'm the stupid/smart-but-physically/emotionally-abused one! I'm often used for comic relief!...Hey Hika-chan! Doesn't this mean that subconsciously that you're a maso-

-SMASH!-*SCREAMS!*-BANG!(OhmigodsomebodyHELP ME!)-CRASH!-(UNCLE! UNCLE!)

Yuna:...

Yuno:...

Me:*glares at Gin. Gin cowers.*...Pathetic...NEXT!

Yuna:...*sweatdrops*...I'm the more mature, sarcastic, logical one. I'm also a girl, unlike Gin and my twin. For those that didn't get what I just said, that means that the other two are guys.

Gin:*perks up* Hey Hika-chan, doesn't this mean that subconsciously that you think you're masc-

-BAM!-(AHHHHHH!)-SLAM!-*SNAPS!*(MY LEG!)-*GROWLS~*-(HAVE MERCY! PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!)-BASH!-

Me:*cleans bloody clothes*...I'm going to set an Aragami if he doesn't stop...NEXT!

Yuno:...*sweatdrops*...I'm the happiest of the trio, more sympathetic, and smarter in the sense I know when to shut up.

Gin:*pops up again* Hey Hika-chan-

Me: STFU GIN! OR I FEED YOU TO A BLOODY KONGOU!

Gin:*cowers*

Me:*glares at Gin for good measure*...ANYWAY! I do not own Gods Eater, Gods Eater Burst, or the new Gods Eater 2 that is to come out this year. I DO however own my OC and this idea. Which was borne from the greatest evil creature known to author kind; the Plot Bunny.(Bunnicula got NOTHIN' on these-these THINGS.) For warnings...Well, sporadic updating for one. I have a very strange schedule you see. School. Life. Parents. Siblings. Neighbors. Learning to become Enlightened and to release myself of the hold my worldly desires have over me. The normal stuff that gets in peoples' fanfic writing ways. (^-^) OH! And randomness. LOTS of randomness. Expect quite a few omakes sooner or later. And OOC-ness. I have this strange thing going on with OOC-ness. I just can't seem to stop myself from making at least one CANON character OOC whenever I write a fic...Whatever, it's a fanfic for reason, right? xD What else?...COUPLINGS! I DON'T KNOW IF I WILL MAKE ANY COUPLES OR NOT! I ALSO DO NOT KNOW IF THE COUPLES WILL BE STRAIGHT OR NOT! Because come on people, it's an apocalyptic world with the population of human race having dwindled to 1%. People are going to try to find love where they can. So that means Boy/Boy, Girl/Girl/, Boy/Girl, Girl/Boy, Boy/Girl/Girl, Girl/Boy/Boy, and so on. I also can't write..."Adult scenes." I would fail epically if I could anyway. So this fic will remain T-rated in that sense. What else is there to warn people about?...OH YEAH! Language. MAY OR MAY NOT BE EXPLICIT! Also, there might me some gore. Blood is definite. Angst and emotional trauma from horrible pasts are there too. I also have no plot. I'm making this up as I go. I HAVE NO BETA! So there. That's it...I think.

Gin: Again, Hika-chan doesn't own the Goddamned Gods Eater games series...Get it? Goddamned Gods Eater! LOL~!

Me:...*Sets Kongou on Gin. Gin runs for his life screaming*

Yuna and Yuno: Sweatdrops*

Me:...Right. While Gin serves out his punishment, I'm starting off the story now. CHAPPY ROLL~! xD


PROLOGUE


How the hell do I get myself in these kinds of situations!

THIS SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE! I mean, it's actually kinda cool but DAMMIT! THIS SHOULD NOT BE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

It's illogical!

It's mind-boggling!

It's so freaking messed-up!

It's-! It's-!

I can't even freaking describe it.

Why? Why is this happening?

What kind of thing did I do to deserve this?


(-Flashback-)


At Five Years Old

A young boy with short black hair and hazel eyes wrings his small hands and bites his small lip in fear and anxiousness.

" Katsu! We shouldn't be doing this! What if mom-"

He is cut off by a tomboyish girl his age, who also had short black hair, but with violet eyes. She, in fact, looked and acted more like a he than her own sibling, as was shown when she rashly replied, " Relax Aki! Nothing's going to happ-"

CRASH!

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" INORIUTA KATSU! WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?"

"...You are in SO much trouble."

" Shut up!"

" KATSU!"

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At Ten Years Old

An old teacher with curly white hair and half-circle glasses over pale blue eyes stood over two children with her arms crossed, a frown on her usually happy countenance. One of the children, the one who had very short blond hair, which was spiked up in the front, and sky blue eyes stood off to her side, staring at the other child as if to brg 'Don't say anything!'

The other child was a tomboy of a girl, with layered shoulder length black hair and stunning violet eyes. She gave a miniscule nod towards the boy in answer to the silent plead.

" Well Miss Inoriuta? What do you have to say for yourself?" The teacher tapped her foot, becoming impatient. Her eyes began to narrow, and Katsu began to sweat as she was placed under the great, overbearing pressure that was the gaze of her teacher.

"..."

"WELL?" Katsu broke.

"...IT WASN'T ME IT WAS HIM HE MADE ME DO IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And then she ran. The other child was stunned.

" Wha-! I-! TRAITOR!"

" MR. SMITH! How DARE you lie to me!"

" But I didn't! She's the one who-!"

" That's enough! Come with me to the principle's office."

" KATSU!"

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At Thirteen Years Old

A middle-aged man with light brown hair and brown eyes stands in front of his house with a frustrated look on his face. He heads inside where his son is throwing a birthday party and proceeds to stop it with the said look, which happened to look quite dark and intimidating.

" Okay. Fess up, who's the one who decided to 'decorate' my house with toilet paper?"

Silence.

And then all turned to look at a black haired girl with violet eyes, who was staring into space. Seeing as how everyone had 'suddenly' become quiet, Katsu looked up to see their accusing eyes.

" What?"

" Did you toilet-paper my house?"

Looking at the man whose glaring eyes were demanding a no-nonsense-give-it-to-me-straight answer, Katsu did the only thing she could do.

Confess.

" I thought it be fun?" Her sheepish smile and demeanor didn't save her from punishment.

" KATSU!"


(-End of Flashback-)


...O-kay then. Maybe I did do something to deserve this.

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BUT IT STILL SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE!

When a person is in the back of a car playing a video game as her parents drive and her twin brother listens to his iPod, and ends up being a car crash where the section she was in was hit the hardest, she should be in critical condition in the hospital.

Or dead.

NOT BEING STARED DOWN AT AND ABOUT TO BE TEARED APART AND EATEN BY A BLOODY FREAKING OGRETAIL!

Which, by the way, is a LOT bigger than in the games...

NOT THE POINT!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!

I DON'T WANNA DIE YET! I WANT TO LIVE!

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-Slash!-Crash!-Boom!-*yelling**primal screams of pain**other fighting sounds*

...Wow...

...Holy crap. I-I...I'M SAVED! HALLELUJAH! WOOT! Yeah baby!

*ROARS!*

-CrashBOOM!-

Wow that is one ANGRY Aragami. I am SO glad I'm not the one fighting it.

-SLAM!-

*wince*

Ouch. Poor guy, crash landed right into a building...

...Actually, now that I think about it, these guys look VERY familiar...

Wait.

Oh. OH. O-oh. Oh crap. Oh my FREAKING God.

They're Gods Eaters.

...SHIT!

This is bad! This is very very very very VERY very VERY VERY VERY BAD! What do I do? WHAT DO I DO!

IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WITH THAT STUPID ARAGAMI MESSING WITH MY SENSE OF LOGIC! NOW THERE ARE GODS EATERS?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*huffs**huffs**huffs*

*sighs*

Okay, calm down Katsu! There must be a logical reason for this! There HAS to be! Just...Calm down and think rationally...

Right...C-calm...C-A-L-M...Cool...Relaxed...

*KABOOM!CRASH!ROARS!*...

...Huh. Weird. I calm down when watching giant all-devouring monsters getting their super-sized butts kicked.

Speaking of getting their butt, that one guy really, REALLY flew when he god hit by that Ogretail.

What did he look like again? I couldn't his face, he had a dark blue hood one. Gray jeans I think, and maybe a yellow T-shirt, not sure since he flew by so fast...

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...Wait a sec, was that Soma?


-To Be Continued-


Me: How was it? Good? Bad? REVIEW~!

Gin:...I like this one, personally.

Yuna: Of course you would. Hikari does, and since you're kinda a part of her, you should too!

Yuno: Although, that may not always be the case.

Yuna: True. Since we ARE characters made by her.

Gin: TOTALLY!~

Me:...Right. Anyway, MATTA NE! xD See y'all later~!