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Punctuation and sentence structure: I'm sorry about the spelling and the grammar mistakes. English is not my first language.

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Dirty Little Secret by ollussa

Chapter One: Hard to Get

'Huh?' Lucy blinked twice, willing her eyes to focus, as she stared up at the ceiling.

'What happened last night?' She winced as the pounding in her head grew worse the more she tried to think. She felt like her head was going to explode. 'I remember that I was on a party.. At the guild? Oh, It was Master's birthday!Yeah.. There was a drinking contest... ' Lucy had some difficulty remembering much beyond that. But what had happened after that was pretty obvious. The more logical side of Lucy's brain felt like crying.

'Holy fucking shit!' She shuddered. Glancing down at herself, she noted with relief that she was fully clothed. Her top was on and her skirt was on place, too. Good.

After some minutes of staring in the ceiling, Lucy sat up groggily and rubbed her sleepy eyes. She noted to herself: Don't drink alcohol. Never again. Silently sliding out of bed, she went to the bathroom. A shower would help a lot.

Once she was done showering, she leaved the bathroom. Lucy was walking across the hall to her room wearing only a towel, when there was a loud knock on the door. The blonde briefly wondered who it was? Probably, it was Erza. There was another sharp knock. Lucy remembered that Erza had a key and can come in if she wanted. Then, who?

"Who is it?" Lucy called out nervously.

"It's Natsu." The muffled response came back. Lucy calmed. It was just her ignorant-dimwitted-foolish-dense-idiotic-dopey-funny best friend. Nothing to worry about. Geez, she thought it was a thief or even a serial killer. Butwhy would a thief or a killer knock on the door when he can come in with violence? Stupid her.

Lucy moved closer to the door, peering through the peep hole. She said worriedly. "Oh, my! Do you have a fever, Natsu?"

"Erm.. W-what?" the boy asked confused.

"Usually, you sneak in through the window." said Lucy and chuckled. "You are trying to learn some good manners, eh? Not bad."

Natsu decided to ignore that. "Can I come in?"

"Okay, just give me a minute and I'll let you in." Lucy moved away from the peep hole to get dressed.

"It's okay, I will co-" Natsu entered the room quickly. Wait, what?

His eyes widened as Lucy jumped back in fright clutching the towel around her naked body. Her wet hair dripped on the floor.

"Oops." Natsu grinned. "You should have told me, weirdo. I would have waited till you got dressed." His eyes traveled up Lucy's naked legs, past her towel covered body, stopping on her face. "Though, I'm not complaining. You don't have to be dressed in front of me."

"Out." Lucy hissed blushing as she threw her arm out in the direction of the door.

"Nope.." Natsu said in an annoyingly cheerful sing-song voice.

"Leave now, Natsu Dragneel!" Lucy was getting angry. How dare he? This apartment was hers. Her apartment, her rules.

"Never!" laughed Natsu and Lucy didn't miss the mischievous smirk that appeared on his lips.

"Fuck you, idiot!" she screamed, her cheeks bright red.

"I wouldn't mind you fucking me, Lucy." Natsu smirked. The girl gaped at him, her face becoming even more red. She squealed as she smacked him in the head.

"GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" She blushed all shades of red as she threw all the objects around her at Natsu.

"I'm waiting for you outside." said Natsu and leaved the room with a huge smile on his face.

"Agh, stupid pervert!" Lucy cried out and went to her dresser. So, embarrassing. Lucy didn't like many things and being humiliated was one of them. That's it! He was going to pay for that. That meant war.

Gajeel and Gray watched from the bar as Natsu leaned down to whisper something into Lucy's ear, smirking like a hyena.

"Dude, do you think he's going to do it?" Gajeel asked, watching the scene before them. "I'm talking about the bet."

"Well, it's not like we gave him much of choice." Gray answered as he also watched Natsu and Lucy.

"Man, you're genius. Your idea was amazing. This is going to be so much fun." Gajeel laughed and leaned on his chair. Making fun of Salamander was ridiculous, but Salamander making himself for fun was even funnier than seeing Elfman in tights. 'Gihihi!'

Gray carefully watched as Lucy blushed and backed away from Natsu. She looked embarrassed and horrified at the same time. "What do you think is going to happen?"

"Oh, Bunny Girl is going to scream and kick him in the balls." chuckled Gajeel.

Gray laughed and nodded. "I think she'll scream and slap him in the face." he suggested.

They watched with rapt attention as Natsu grinned and winked at Lucy. She squealed, slapped him on the cheek and then kicked him in the balls.

Gray looked over at Gajeel with a pleased smirk. "Draw, buddy."

"Draw." Gajeel nodded smugly, smiling mischievously. Oh, how he loved that bet.

Natsu paced back and forth in his room. What the fuck had possessed him to listen to those two assholes? Damn.

He was just starting with the seducing and Lucy was already beating the crap out of him. That should've have been a harmless bet, right? Then, why was Lucy using violence? Natsu had three suggestions for her behavior.

First, she was not-romantic. No.

Second, she was on her period. Not this one, too.

Third, she was playing hard to get. Was it possible? Nah. Maybe. Definitely. That was it! Lucy was playing hard to get. Damn her.

Natsu stopped to pace around the room.

"This means war." he muttered under her breath, before a big grin appeared on his face.

Lucy thought she could win. Ha! No way! If she played dirty, he was going to play dirtier. Oh, poor girl. She didn't knew with who she was messing with. She won the first round, but not the war.

Natsu could do this. He had to do this. Now, he had another reason for winning the bet. He had to show Lucy that she wasn't as unavailable as she thought she was.

"Be ready Lucy, because this time Salamander is coming!" Natsu's smirk turned bigger, mischief, eviler, and sexier. Heh, she's just a girl. He was a Dragon Slayer. He can take her on anytime. This war was going to be like a piece of cake.

Now, Natsu Dragneel was all fired up. He was going to win, for sure.

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