Random, painkiller-induced drabble. Enjoy :D
Porn novels are read
Kisame is blue
I don't own Naruto
So please do not sue ^^
"Pair of fives."
"Three of a kind."
"Damn it, Orochimaru! How do you keep doing that?"
Jiraiya glared bullets at his friend/rival/teammate, who smiled ever so smugly back at him. Tsunade grumbled in frustration and reached to remove (Yet another) article of clothing. She was down to her underwear now- and she had started with several excess layers of clothing.
Yes, playing strip poker with Tsunade and Orochimaru was a very good idea.
Jiraiya took the deck and shuffled it, dealing the cards around the table.
It was a good way to unwind, to get their minds off their recent missions. It kept things lighthearted, which Jiraiya tried so hard to do.
"Four of a kind," Orochimaru said, gold eyes sparkling with mischief as he laid his hand down.
"Two pairs," Jiraiya said.
"I've got nothing," Tsunade growled, throwing her cards down at the end of the round, looking ready to murder a puppy as she reached for the clasp of her bra. Orochimaru looked away out of politeness, but Jiraiya watched the show openly.
Yup. This was a great way to keep things lighthearted.
Fanfics are red
Fangirls are blue
I know you'll be nice
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