A/N: This fanfic is a rewrite of the show starting with part of Grand Chef Auto. It's about what would have happened if Zoey friend-zoned Mike after his love confession. Big thanks to bronies Aviators and Omnipony for the song inspiration! (For those of you who never heard of their song, the lyrics are provided at the end of this chapter to set up the mood.)


"Zoey listen," Mike said. "My characters, they're not just for show. I...I have multiple personalities."

"Yeah, I know," Zoey replied. "Cameron just told me."

"Sorry!" Cameron called out.

"I should have told you sooner," Mike told Zoey. "I just didn't want you to think I was a total freak. Because the real me really likes you. A lot."

Zoey couldn't believe this. Mike was confessing his love to her, but she didn't know what to say. His actions were because of his MPD. One minute, he's the cute guy she loves, but the next minute, he's kissing Anne Maria.

How could she deal with someone like him?

"I'm sorry, Mike," Zoey said. "But I only see you as a friend. I can't handle multiple Mikes on a daily basis."

Mike watched Zoey walk away from him. His heart was mentally shattered by the girl he loves. He wasn't even paying attention to Lightning tagging Chris' new mountain before Duncan blew it up. All he could think about was Zoey, and how she'll never love him.

That's when something inside him snapped. His sadness was replaced with rage. He lost all sense of reason as he clenched his fists. He hated himself for everything that happened to him. He vowed to make all who stood in his way pay.

Zoey only saw him as a monster, so that's exactly what he'll become.


At the elimination ceremony that night, Chris announced Scott as the official winner.

"Scott, eliminate the player of your choice," Chris said, then he quietly asked Scott to choose Lightning.

"No!" Lightning protested. "Eliminate Jo! He's a rat!"

Scott stood up. "Eeny-meeny-miny-mo," he said. "Who's the biggest lose-o? It's-"

"Zoey," Mike interrupted. "He chooses Zoey."

"Hold on, Mike," Chris said. "I need to hear it coming from Scott, not you."

Scott was about to choose Mike, but a death glare from him changed his mind. "Yeah, I choose Zoey."

"Zoey," Chris said. "The Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom is yours."

As Zoey stood up and headed for The Hurl of Shame, Mike smirked, satisfied with the results.

Confessional

Mike: You better watch it, Chris McLean. From now on, I'm in charge of this game, and nothing is going to stop me from winning.

End Confessional


Monster
by Aviators and Omnipony

So beautiful and more than I could ever dream
Somehow I thought you'd see that I wasn't what I seemed
Time went by and I fell so in love with you
Leading myself to believe what wasn't the truth

It feels like I fell asleep
And woke up in a nightmare
Fallen into a world of chaos
You're the reason that I'm here
When you're the only one I've dreamed of
You turned me away
Turning me into the monster I am today

I abandoned order when you broke my heart that day
It then occurred to me chaos is the only way
When all you thought of me is a beast that can't be tamed
The monster that you saw me for is the monster I became

It feels like I fell asleep
And woke up in a nightmare
Fallen into a world of chaos
You're the reason that I'm here
When you're the only one I've dreamed of
You turned me away
Turning me into the monster I am today

I am not the same
Because of what you did to me
Now I'll show you
That I've become what you thought me to be
If I can't have you then
I'll throw the world away
Only you are to blame
For turning me into the monster I am today

It feels like I fell asleep
And woke up in a nightmare
Fallen into a world of chaos
You're the reason that I'm here
When you're the only one I've dreamed of
You turned me away
Turning me into the monster I am today