Title: "Disco Recovery"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: Salem will teach the young Witchling that there is always a better way.
Warnings: Drabble
Word Count: 100
Date Written: 24 March, 2012
Challenge: For the Gen-Drabble LJ comm's weekly challenge
Disclaimer: Salem Saberhagen, Sabrina Spellman, all other characters mentioned within, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch are ᄅ & TM Disney, ABC, Archie comics, and any other rightful owners, none of whom are the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is ᄅ & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"NO!" Salem jumped onto the spellbook. His tail swished; his green eyes pierced Sabrina. "You know better!"

"I need something really strong." Sabrina pouted. "Harvey's dating Libby!"

"You can find a better way of getting over that boy. My spells are restricted for a reason; no guy's worth being condemned to a cat!"

"But what am I supposed to do?"

"Use Zelda's recovery spell from the '70s. Page 717."

"A disco party? I'm desperate!" Sabrina moaned but obeyed. Salem was treated to disco music all night, but it was the catnip he slipped into her soda that really did the trick.

The End