Santana Lopez wrote on Brittany S Pierce Timeline

"Britt get your butt on fb chat or at least answer my texts! If you aren't on in 10 minutes I'm coming round to your house! Xxx"

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Trouble in paradise ladies?

Santana Lopez: No, loser, I just need to talk to her.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Maybe she s bored of you Lopez? You could always come crawling back to the Puck-man ;)

Santana Lopez : Bite me Puckerman

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I tried to once and you smacked me!

Brittany S Pierce: You can't have done it properly puck, she LOVES it

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: ooooooh Britt you do know how to put pictures in a guys mind, v. turned on

Santana Lopez: Britt why aren't you on chat? And ew puck stop thinking about my girl.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : aww don't worry Santana you feature heavily in my wank bank.

Brittany S Pierce : Sorry San, I couldn't figure out how to turn it back on after you turned it off I think I've got it.

1 new inbox message from Brittany S Pierce

Brittany : I fixed it

Santana: Yey! Hello :)

Brittany: Hello :D

Santana: Soooo go check your notifications ok?

Santana: Britt?

Santana: Britt?

Santana: BRITT!

Brittany: Is that for real?

Santana: You bet :)

Brittany: does that mean you told them?

Santana: Every last one of my 17 cousins, all informed individually. I'm the talk of my family babe.

Brittany: haha, wow, I can't believe it this is SO exciting!

Santana: Press accept already! Unless this is your way of telling me you don't love me anymore? ?

Brittany: Sorry I was just so excited. Ok ' ll do it now you ready?

Santana: Yep!

Santana Lopez is in a relationship with Brittany S Pierce

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Sam Evans: Yeyyy!

Tina Cohen Chang: So cute!

Quinn Fabray: Wow Lopez it's taken you how long to make it facebook official..?

Santana Lopez: 5 months :/

Mercedes Jones: You and Britt have been dating 5 months?

Santana Lopez: Officially yeah...

Mercedes Jones: what do you mean officially?

Santana Lopez: well we were together unofficially for a long time.

Artie Abrams: How long..?

Santana Lopez: urm..

Brittany S Pierce: we've been sleeping together like 2 or 3 years.

Artie Abrams: Brittany that encompasses all the time we were dating

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: *facepalm*

Brittany S Pierce: urm.. Sorry Artie

Artie Abrams: *shrugs* I knew it was too good to be true. It's ok Brittany I'm over it.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I knew you weren't satisfying her sexually

Quinn Fabray: Stop being disgusting Puck!Plus that just means YOU weren't "satisfying Santana sexually"

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Yeah of course I wasn't she's a LESBIAN, Britts bi, so Artie could have done the job...

Mercedes Jones: Yeah puck don't be cruel to Artie I'm sure he is more than satisfactory in bed

Santana Lopez: I'm better...
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Rachael Berry: FINN! DO NOT LIKE THAT!

Santana Lopez: hahahahaha! Ahh thanks finnocence nice to know I made an impression ;)

Finn Hudson: Wait Rachael! No, it was just funny, I didn t mean ... urm... I love you

Rachael Berry: No Finn, I know what you meant, I can't believe you rate your 'experience' with Santana higher than your love making with me!

Finn Hudson: No no I don't rate her higher! They were different things!

Rachael Berry: Tell me honestly I was better Finn

Finn Hudson: Well Santana has had a lot more urm practise


Santana Lopez: Literally crying laughing here!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: oh dear Finn you ve woken the beast

Rachael Berry: Shut up Puck! I will cut you!

Santana Lopez: I think thats my line Berry, I mean I know your boyfriend prefers me in bed but you don't have to try to BE me

Rachael Berry: urghhh! Why must you always cause problems in my relationship?

Santana Lopez: Excuse me, I don't think you can blame me for your poor performance in the bedroom. I think it says a lot that I made more of a lasting impression on your boyfriend than YOU did when I like WOMEN.

Brittany S Pierce: San, don't be mean to Rachael! Rachael don't be sad, I've slept with loads of people and Santana is the best by like a million million miles, like as far as it is to the moon and then back again! So you probably are worse than her.

Rachael Berry: Thanks for those comforting words Brittany...

Santana Lopez: ahaha! Thank you Britt Britt. You're pretty damn good yourself ;) What am I saying you are unbelievable babe.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I'm so turned on right now who agrees?
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Santana Lopez: Britt can I come round? I want to celebrate becoming facebook official ;)

Brittany S Pierce: Yeah I just got out of the shower so I just need to get dressed

Santana Lopez: no no don't get dressed, you don't need your clothes for what I have in mind ;)

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: SO TURNED ON!

Brittany S Pierce: Me too Puck. San hurry upppp!

Santana Lopez: gdcbsdjxnskladiuew SO EXCITED! On my way now baby. Enjoy your domestic FINCHEL!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Please can I come join in Brittany?

Brittany S Pierce: No way Puck!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Well can I watch?

Brittany S Pierce: No!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: why not?

Brittany S Pierce: Cause she's mine! I'm not sharing!

Artie Abrams: Possessive Brittany is hot

Quinn Fabray: Quit with all the notifications, this conversation has scarred me for life!

Brittany S Pierce: San's here now. Bye guys. Sucks to be you Puck!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: can you die of being too turned on?
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Brittany S Pierce wrote on Santana Lopez timeline

"Best. Sex. Ever. You're so Hot"

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Santana Lopez: SO amazing baby. Puck she's so damn flexible! ;)

Rory Flanagan: And Loud!Honestly Puck, I could hear them from my room. WOW!

Santana Lopez: What can I say I've gots me some skills ;P

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stop it! I'm about to die!

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