I wanted to try something different, this writing style is based off Kiss of the Spider Woman.


April Fool's Day

-Hey, mate. I was just checking my internal calendar, can't believe the thing still works after all this time.

-Space?

-Yeah, we're in space. But, much more importantly, we are in space on... April Fool's Day!

-I'm in space! I'm in space! I don't care, 'cause I'm in space!

-April Fool's Day is a... human observance... where they y'know, tell jokes on each other.

-Space jokes?

-If... If that's the kinda' thing you want to joke about. Anyway it works like this: A bloke tells his mate something that's not true. And then once he believes it, the first guy says "April Fools!" Its sounds brilliant.

-Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm in space. April Fools!

-No... no... that's not how it works. At all. Here, let me demonstrate. Guess what! I just heard the terrible news, bloody awful. Space is dead.

-Space? Dead? NOOOOOO! SPAAAAAAACE NOOOO!

-APRIL FOOLS! Haha, oh that was brilliant.

-YOU WERE SO YOUNG, ONLY 17 BILLION YEARS OLD! SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!

-Calm down! I said April fools, it's just a joke!

-SPAAAAAAACEEE! SPAAAAAAAAAACEEE! WHY?

-Look around you! There's space everywhere, it's not bloody dead!

-I MISS YOU SOOOO MUCH SPAAAAAACE! YOU WERE A GOOD SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAAACE!

-AHHHHHHHHHH! SHUT UP! Space is not dead! Look, I'm gonna' use my mobile phone app, sure the scientist told me I ever did I would die, but I'm pretty confident, at least 97 percent sure, that they were lying. So I'm just gonna' call Chell, 'cause she's up on the surface, and ask her to look up and she'll see space. Thus we can prove that space isn't dead.

-Space?

-Alright, what was her number again? I think it was... nine-nine-nine... twelve... did I say nine yet? Um... nine... nine! There we go!

-'Ello? Chell, is that you luv?
-Nope, it's just Chuck Testa.

-Oh, very sorry sir. Must've gotten the wrong number. Okay, minor setback. Let's try this again.

-I miss space... HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND!

-'Ello? Is this Chell? I really need to ask you some questions about space.

-Nope, Chuck Testa.

-Wot? This is a different number. How're answering... Never mind. Listen, I need your help. Could you just look up at the sky, and tell my friend here that you see space. You can see space up there, right?
-Nope, just another lifelike dead animal.

-SPAAAAAAACE! NOOOOO! KILLED BY A DEAD ANIMAL!

-That's it! I can't take it anymore! AHHHHHHHHHHH! You know what? I'm just gonna'... turn myself off! Yeah, I'm gonna' do it. Goodbye, cruel world! Bzzzt

-APRIL SPACE FOOLS! Space buddy?

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-Space buddy?