Hey guys! I've recently been watching Death Note, and fallen in love with L. This story is if L was at my house, AU of course! Now, I'll leave you alone, go on, read!

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"How did I get here?" asked L, sitting in his crouched position on the couch.

"Car? Plane? Bike?" a short girl questioned.

"Wait, who are you?"

"Shannon."

"Um..."

"This is my house."

"oh. Where is that?"

"On a hill."

"could you be any more specific?"

"Earth."

"okay?"

Shannon sat down beside him, and put her arm around his shoulders. They sat, not saying a word, for a while. The only sound was the radio.

"What song is that?" he asked, scooting away from her.

"Star-ship, by Nicki Minaj."

"Never heard it."

"Well, we are in America."

"Do you know anything about Kira?"

"actually, yes, I do."

"What would that be?"

"Can't say."

"Why not?" he asked childishly.

"Cause, you have to figure it out all by your self!"

"Are you working for him?"

"Nope. I'm in a band. I don't murder people."

"oh," L sighed, "okay..."

"I know something that'll interest you though."

"What would that be?"

"Do you like M&M's?"

His eyes lit up.

"yes!"

"How much do you like M&M's?"

"A lot!"

"that's good..."

She got up from the couch and walked over to the bookcase. Slowly, she picked up a bright red M&M dispenser filled with pastel candies.

L's eyes practically popped out of his head, as he stood and walked over to the girl.

"Can I have some?" he asked.

"If you can figure out the magic word."

"Really?" he asked, disapprovingly.

"What?"

"Don't you think that seems a little, immature?"

"nope."

"How old are you suppose to be anyways?"

"ugh!" she exclaimed, "You NEVER ask a chick how old they are!"

"It's just a question."

"Here's a question for you, L. Are you the pervert Misa claims you are?"

"No,"

"I know three types of self defense. I could kill you."

"you just said you weren't a murderer."

"I'm not, yet."

"Can I have some candy now?"

"You still didn't say the magic word."

Shannon tapped her foot impartiality.

"Please?"

"nope."

"uh... pineapple?"

"nope."

The two went on, L guessing, Shannon telling him "nope" for a half hour, until L finally figured out the word.

"Peeta!"

"Yes."

"really?"

"yep. I'm surprised it took you that long to figure it out. Aren't you suppose to be the world's best detective, or something?"

"Yes, I am the worlds greatest detective."

"or something..."

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First chapter, and L still doesn't get the M&M's ! More should be up soon! Review please! Thanks! -LightIsTheKey14