No clever quip here; read naough~


Adventure Time isn't mine.

Dear citizens of the Land of Ooo,

You're totally invited to the most awesome wedding of Marshall Lee the Vampire King and Finn the (sexy) human boy. It's all casual and stuffs, so I don't want anyone dressing up or junk. Just be yourselves and try to come to terms with the fact that the most eligible bachelor in Ooo is no more. 'Cuz he's with me. And not you. Ceremony's this Friday and starts at 7:30 sharp. There's gonna be cake and punch and nachos and all that jazz. Don't be late, 'cuz I'll seriously chomp your head off. Oh, and Finn's gonna be wearing a dress. Bring cameras!

Sincerely, Marshall Lee the Vampire King

PS., I'm getting fucking married!

Finn finished reading the wedding invitation and gave his soon-to-be-husband an incredulous look, to which he responded with a cheeky grin. "So? What do you think?"

"Why do I have to wear the dress?"

Lee floated down and squeezed Finn's waist, making the human boy giggle. "'Cuz, silly, you've got the flattering hips, not me."

R and R~^^