A/N: Well here it is! Finally, chapter four of THGSN. I'm so so so so so so so so (add a few more thousand of those) sorry for sort of neglecting this story. It's not as easy to write as you think. But I finally got a really good idea for this chapter and upcoming ones as well, so hopefully I'll be updating more often. Thank you all for your sweet reviews; you guys are the best. So, what do you say about checking in on our favorite tributes?
Cato Ludwig checked into "The Room Next Door to Marvel's" with Clove Fuhrman.
Marvel Quaid and two others like this.
Marvel Quaid: Any particular reason that you're beside my room?
Clove Fuhrman: Ask questions and I won't let you plan my wedding.
Marvel Quaid: Yes ma'am.
Glimmer Rambin checked into "The Room Next Door to Cato and Clove's and Two Doors Down from Marvel's."
Marvel Quaid likes this.
Marvel Quaid: Oh my god, all the Careers on one hallway?! Party time!
Glimmer Rambin: Marvel, no one wants to party.
Peeta Mellark: So should we go ahead and dial 911 just in case? The Careers all on one hallway is bound to end up in disaster.
Katniss Everdeen, Rue Stenberg, and three others like this.
Thresh Okeniyi: Nah man, all you gotta do is tell Cato that you'll come after his woman and all will be quiet.
Cato Ludwig: Really Okeniyi. You're gonna go there.
Clove Fuhrman: I THOUGHT OUR MALL DAY CHANGED THINGS BETWEEN US, THRESH.
Clove Fuhrman: Okay note to self, Thresh Okeniyi never lets anything go. Ever.
Cato Ludwig and Thresh Okeniyi like this.
Thresh Okeniyi: Girl, you got that right.
Clove Fuhrman: You District Eleven kids are odd.
Thresh Okeniyi: I got us mani-pedi certificates for tomorrow, you in, Cloverfield?
Clove Fuhrman: Oh my god, NO!
Clove Fuhrman: Yes.
Marvel Quaid to Thresh Okeniyi: I am hurt.
Cato Ludwig likes this.
Cato Ludwig: Thresh, whatever you did to him, thank you.
Marvel Quaid: He dares to get mani-pedi certificates for him and Clove and not me too? That's a sin.
Cato Ludwig: Are you sure you're not a girl, Marvel?
Marvel Quaid: Positive.
Thresh Okeniyi: Sorry dude, but I like Clove a hell of a lot better than you.
Marvel Quaid: Yes, I'll go resort to crying in the corner now, thank you.
Cato Ludwig: YES! Point for Team Make-Marvel-Miserable.
Rue Stenberg: Just another episode in As the Cannon Sounds. This week, watch as Marvelita and Catina battle it out over who's got the prettier nail polish.
Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, and six others like this.
Marvel Quaid: I'm gonna put my money on Marvelita.
Cato Ludwig: It's a good thing you're extremely adorable, Stenberg.
Peeta Mellark: I say we have Hunger Games Musical 2, since it was obvious that HGM was a hit.
Marvel Quaid and three others like this.
Katniss Everdeen: You're saying this because you know I'm online; real or not real?
Peeta Mellark: Hey, this is supposed to be the other way around.
Glimmer Rambin: I know who you are, you got nothing on me…
Peeta Mellark and one other like this.
Marvel Quaid: Oh.
Thresh Okeniyi: My.
Cato Ludwig: God.
Marvel Quaid: I feel another song battle coming on.
Clove Fuhrman shared a link with Glimmer Rambin: "Rockstar by Prima J – Lyrics"
Cato Ludwig, Marvel Quaid, and three others liked this.
Marvel Quaid: She won and she didn't even say anything.
Cato Ludwig: Round two goes to Clover.
Marvel Quaid: I'm FABULOUS.
Two people like this.
Clove Fuhrman: Fabulously annoying, maybe.
Cato Ludwig: Fabulously ridiculous.
Katniss Everdeen: Fabulously straight but not narrow, anyone?
Clove Fuhrman: Oh my god. Katniss, I think I love you.
Cato Ludwig: Yeah, thanks Clove.
Cato Ludwig to Peeta Mellark: So apparently my woman and your woman have a thing for each other…
Clove Fuhrman and Katniss Everdeen like this.
Peeta Mellark: What are you suggesting?
Cato Ludwig: Nothing.
Clove Fuhrman: HAHAHAHA I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUGGESTING! Cato, admit it, you're as gay as it gets.
Cato Ludwig: Just for that, next time you need me, don't count on me coming.
Clove Fuhrman: I'm pregnant.
Cato Ludwig, Marvel Quaid, and seven others like this.
Glimmer Rambin: Ha. Slut.
Thresh Okeniyi: Pregnant?
Peeta Mellark: Pregnant?
Katniss Everdeen: PREGNANT?
Marvel Quaid: OH MY GOD MY LITTLE CLOVERFIELD'S PREGNANT THIS IS LIKE THE BEST DAY EVER IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL WAIT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING YOUR LITTLE SECRET WHO'S THE DADDY IF IT'S CATO'S I SWEAR TO MOSES OH MY GOD IT'S CATO'S ISN'T IT BECAUSE YEAH SERIOUSLY THIS IS SO EXCITING I'M PLANNING THE BABY SHOWER AND I BETTER BE UNCLE MARVEL AND THAT CHILD BETTER BE NAMED AFTER ME AND IT WILL LIVE WITH ME PART TIME OKAY OKAY BUT GOD THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING MARRIED.
Clove Fuhrman: Cato you little bitch! I'm going to murder you for hacking me AGAIN!
Cato Ludwig: What are you talking about, dear?
Clove Fuhrman: I have one word for you, and that word is run.
Marvel Quaid: Cato! Clove! What the hell are you two doing over there!?
Cato Ludwig and Clove Fuhrman like this.
Clove Fuhrman: Oh nothing…just playing a fun game of duck and cover.
Marvel Quaid: Duck and cover? Wait, did I just hear glass breaking?
Clove Fuhrman: No, that was the sound of you losing your sanity.
Cato Ludwig: Help.
Peeta Mellark: HGM 2 was a bust. Like seriously guys, way to leave me hanging.
Katniss Everdeen likes this.
Katniss Everdeen: You know what they say, most sequels always bomb.
Haymitch Abernathy: I get up and my Facebook feed is blown up. Do you kids not have anything better to do?
Peeta Mellark, Rue Stenberg, and three others like this.
Katniss Everdeen: You know Haymitch, most of us don't drink until three am, pass out, and wake up with a killer hangover at noon every single day.
Haymitch Abernathy: Still. You kids and your social networking will be the death of me.
Rue Stenberg: Anyone – cough Clove – wanna explain how I ended up with a knife in my floor?
Cato Ludwig and two others like this.
Clove Fuhrman: I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't even like knives.
Cato Ludwig: SOS
Clove Fuhrman, Marvel Quaid, and four others like this.
Thresh Okeniyi: Well then, this should turn out interesting.
Peeta Mellark: Think I should still call 911?
Thresh Okeniyi: Dude, what's the fun in calling 911? Exactly. There is no fun.
Gale Hawthorne: I'd like to personally thank none other than Peeta Mellark for reporting my Facebook and therefore getting it deleted by the Facebook moderators. You're quite the angel, baker boy.
Peeta Mellark likes this.
Peeta Mellark: As much as I'd like to own up for reporting you, I wasn't the one who did it.
Gale Hawthorne: Well who did?
Peeta Mellark: Don't know, really don't care. Now off to the forest you go.
Foxface Emerson likes Jacqueline Emerson, Isabelle Fuhrman, and two other pages.
Cato Ludwig: Whoa, who the heck are they?
Foxface Emerson: They're these actors from this one movie back in 2012. Pretty good movie, actually.
Cato Ludwig: Why do they have the same last names as we do? That Jacqueline character looks a lot like you, and that Isabelle chick is smoking hot…looks just like Clove.
Clove Fuhrman: Oh my god, really Cato.
Katniss Everdeen: Just tried these things called cakeballs. Heaven on earth.
Peeta Mellark and two others like this.
Peeta Mellark: You're welcome.
Clove Fuhrman: Is this supposed to be…wait…no. Ugh. You people.
Foxface Emerson: I am not like Peter Pan, I can't live forever in a Neverland…
Marvel Quaid and three others like this.
Clove Fuhrman: Oh my god, ISN'T THIS BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!?
Foxface Emerson: It's breaking the fourth wall only because you mentioned the fourth wall.
Clove Fuhrman: How the…why…UGH.
Foxface Emerson: And superior intellect reigns again.
Gale Hawthorne to Katniss Everdeen: Wanna go hunting today?
Katniss Everdeen likes this.
Katniss Everdeen: I would love to, but I kind of already have other plans for the day.
Gale Hawthorne: Lemme guess, you're hanging out with baker boy.
Katniss Everdeen: No, actually.
Clove Fuhrman: She's hanging out with me, motherfucker.
Cato Ludwig to Gary Ross – Official Page: Seriously Gary!? Why Glato? What did Clato ever do to you? And why did I not ever go to Clove when she died? What was running through your head when you cut that scene? Ugh, I sincerely hope a pack of mutts follow you and you can't escape them no matter how hard you try.
Three people like this.
Glimmer Rambin: What's wrong with Glato?
Cato Ludwig: EVERYTHING.
Clove Fuhrman: I SWEAR IF YOU DO NOT STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.
Clove Fuhrman is now married to Cato Ludwig.
Marvel Quaid and twelve others like this.
Marvel Quaid: I KNOW THAT CATO WOULDN'T GO SO LOW AS TO DO THIS TWICE SO IT MUST BE REAL THIS TIME FINALLY HALLELUJAH THANK YOU LORD SWEET SWEET VICTORY DID YOU GUYS ELOPE WAS THE CAKE GOOD WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME AS A WITNESS THOUGH SERIOUSLY I'M LIKE THE COOLEST PERSON YOU GUYS KNOW AND I STILL HAVE THAT DRESS I'M THROWING YOU A SECOND WEDDING TODAY IS JUST THE DAY OF FANGIRLING THAT'S WHY YOU TWO GOT REALLY QUIET ALL OF A SUDDEN OVER THERE YOU TWO ARE WAIT ARE YOU TWO GETTING IT ON I'LL SHUT UP NOW.
Clove Fuhrman: What!? Oh my god, who hacked me AGAIN?
Thresh Okeniyi: Let's see, who has a thing for hacking people?
Clove Fuhrman: Damnit CATO!
Cato Ludwig: It wasn't me this time! I swear. Even I wouldn't pull the same thing twice…
Clove Fuhrman: If it wasn't you, then who the hell was it?
Rue Stenberg: Fine fine fine, it was me. I've just been having a lot of feels lately; everyone on Fanfiction and Tumblr just wants you two to make out and get married already. And the edits are gorgeous.
Clove Fuhrman: I swear to god, if someone breaks the fourth wall again I'm going to throw a knife in their eye.
Haymitch Abernathy: Any of you youngsters up for a drink or two?
Two people like this.
Katniss Everdeen: You just need to delete your Facebook, Haymitch.
Haymitch Abernathy: Oh come on now, you know you love me sweetheart.
Katniss Everdeen: Unless the definition of love has changed, then no. I don't love you.
Katniss Everdeen to Buttercup: I'll still cook you.
Gale Hawthorne likes this.
Marvel Quaid to Rue Stenberg: Oh my god, you were so right! The Clato fanfictions and edits and fan videos are all so good! We should have a fangirling party sometime, what do you say?
Rue Stenberg likes this.
Clove Fuhrman: La la la la la…ignoring the breaking of the fourth wall…
Glimmer Rambin: Okay, WHO GOT A HOLD OF MY MAKEUP TRUNK AND COMPLETELY DESTROYED IT!?
Five people like this.
Thresh Okeniyi: You wear makeup?
Clove Fuhrman: No, she has to eat it in order to be pretty on the inside. Clearly that doesn't work any.
Glimmer Rambin: I'm gonna find out who did this, and when I do, I'm gonna…
Clove Fuhrman: Gonna do what? Shoot an arrow at them? You could barely shoot an immobilized target two feet away from you.
Peeta Mellark: Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched…
Twelve people like this.
Katniss Everdeen: Hey, that's what happens when you're a tribute. Remember what they said- the world will be watching?
Peeta Mellark: Well yeah, but I mean my personal life. I feel like there are a bunch of people stalking my Facebook that I don't even know.
Clove Fuhrman: I swear to Panem, I'm THIS CLOSE to getting Marvin and stabbing all of you bitches in the face. QUIT BREAKING THE GODDAMNED FOURTH WALL!
Marvel Quaid: Clove, I think you need a time out.
Thresh Okeniyi: I think I should gotten spa day certificates instead of mani-pedis. You need serious relaxation.
Cato Ludwig: He didn't even break the fourth wall that time, for all you know it could just be a bunch of crazy Capitol people.
Clove Fuhrman: No, I know you people too well! He might not have broken the fourth wall, but he sure as hell alluded to it! Don't ALLUDE to it either!
Thresh Okeniyi: But…Clove, you just alluded to it right there…
Clove Fuhrman: I'm done. DONE. I hope all of you get killed. AGAIN.
Foxface Emerson: Superior intellect still reigns.
Marvel Quaid shared a link with Peeta Mellark: "Mysto & Pizzi – Somebody's Watching Me"
Peeta Mellark likes this.
Peeta Mellark: Isn't it the truth though?
Marvel Quaid: Definitely.
Peeta Mellark: Wasn't this from an old insurance commercial?
Marvel Quaid: Geico, yep.
Peeta Mellark: You better hope that Clove doesn't see this; she's gone a bit psycho with the whole fourth wall thing lately.
Marvel Quaid: She's fine. She's too busy sharpening Marvin and her other oddly-named knives at the moment; she's not even online.
Peeta Mellark: Why'd she name her knife Marvin?
Marvel Quaid: I don't know, but all I know is that I think walls have ears, because Marvin is now in my wall.
Katniss Everdeen to Clove Fuhrman: I had a lot of fun today with you. Maybe we can be friends in the future…
Clove Fuhrman likes this.
Clove Fuhrman: But I-I thought….
Katniss Everdeen: NOT ON FACEBOOK.
Clove Fuhrman: Riiiiight. Gotcha.
Cato Ludwig: Well kids, thanks for all participating in National Piss Clove the Hell Off Day. It was a total success. ;)
Fourteen people liked this.
Marvel Quaid: She's gonna castrate you with a rusty hanger once she finds out what you did.
Peeta Mellark: Whoa whoa whoa, when did we decide that the name of the plan was National Piss Clove the Hell Off Day? I thought it was going to be Hunger Games Musical 2: Revenge of the Hackers.
A/N: Well I hope you all liked it! That was quite the chapter, huh? I don't own the songs Peter Pan by Jacqueline Emerson, Somebody's Watching Me by Mysto & Pizzi, Rockstar by Prima J, or U Got Nothing on Me by Demi Lovato. I loved Cato writing on Gary's wall, that was definitely one of my favorite parts. What was your favorite part? What do you want to see in the future chapters? Be sure to leave a pretty little review! If you don't, Cato will hack every social networking account of yours.