Ray had been planning his golf trip for a month, he was extra nice to Debra, helped around the house and with the kids,got home on time ever day, and Debra finally said yes t o letting him go.

He spent all day getting ready making sure he had everything packed, but he was so focused on thinking about the trip, he didn't even notice the weather.

He got all his bags packed, said bye to everybody, opened the door and it was pouring rain.

He checked the weather channel and it was raining even harder down where he was going.

So he went back upstairs and into his room. He noticed Debra was in the bed with her back to him.

So he got in behind her and said, "its started raining."

Debra said, without turning to him, "I know, can you believe my husband is golfing in that crap?"