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The beat behind this one: "Cody's Theme (Turn the Beat Back)" from Super Street Fighter IV. The battle begins at approximately 12 seconds into the song.
SOMEWHAT EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FANFICTION!
The chance to battle me
will be something that you savor.
But the odds of you winning?
SO not in your favor.
Your only weapons are arrows?
I can dodge them in my sleep.
This mission's over before you can say
(Beep beep be-beep)
You fought kids from other districts.
For your skill, that's fine,
But me and Ron beat freaks that come
straight out of District 9.
We've saved the whole world
along with every major city.
Face it, Kat, compared to me,
you're just a little kitty.
You should've walked away
and kept you little mouth shut.
Cause now, The Girl On Fire's
about to burn your scrawny butt!
My career's blowing up,
Yours is cold as ice.
I'm best selling for two years,
you got cancelled twice.
I freed my people after being
oppressed for years.
You got beat down by lawyers
wearing big mouse ears.
This a first round knockout
and you already know.
Just give your fans what they want
and ditch your boyfriend for Shego.
Wanna talk about my fans?
That's a bad plan of attack
because mine never freaked
out over my best friend being black!
Maybe you should get some practice
against my little cousin Joss,
'cause you can live a hundred lifetimes
and still not avenge this loss.
Who am I battling, really?
I kinda gotta squint.
"So the drama?" I thought your phrase was
"Quote, Buy, Print."
Your little rap career
just took an arrow to the head.
(Gives a three-finger salute)
That's how we salute the dead.
of fan fiction...