IF YOU HAVE NOT READ CHAPTER 731 THEN DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER. GO AND READ THE REST OF ONE PIECE. READ IT. FUCK. I'M STILL CRYING.

IF YOU CAN'T TELL, SPOILERS BELOW.

So this is a chapter 731/Sabo tribute. Seems appropo to update this dusty ol' relic with SAAAABOOOO.


86. Come back from the dead

Luffy screamed "SABO!" and fainted. So did the fandom.

87. Cause a shit storm

A minute after chapter 731 had been released, all hell broke loose. Fans of the popular anime and manga One Piece were rioting and parading the streets, chanting 'SAAAAAABOOOOO' quite loudly.

The police are going to have to get back to us on this news. The total death count so far has been one Portgas D Ace, who died from fisting.

88. Steal Sabo's goggles

"You know, just because you're going back doesn't mean you get to do whatever the fuck you want," Koala said, swiping the goggles off of Sabo's top hat. Sabo pouted in return.

"At least they care about me coming back."

89. Sing Eminem when needed

"He's the brother of Fire Fist Ace!" Bartolomeo yelled angrily. "And he's going to be Pirate King! And he's going to fu- I mean... uh..."

"I already know all of that..." the mysterious person said. Luffy stared at him, a bead of sweat rolling down his neck.

"What... who are-"

"TWO TRELLAPARK GIRLS GO ROUNDY OUTSIDE, ROUNDY OUTSIDE, ROUNDY OUTSIDE!" the guy sang loudly. Everyone sweat dropped. He continued on. "GUESS WHOSE BACK."

Luffy frowned.

"BACK AGAIN."

He titled his head to the side.

"SABO'S BACK."

He shit his pants.

"TELL A FRIEND."

Luffy dialed Zoro's den den mushi and screamed at him.

"GUESS WHOSE BACK."

He face faulted.

"GUESS WHOSE BACK, GUESS WHOSE BACK, NE NE NAAA."

Luffy cried.

90. SAAAABOOOO

"Holy. Fucking. Shit. I cannot believe this," Bartolomeo said. "Holy shit. I-I thought he was alive and I- oh my god, I didn't expect... I... this is all so sudden, oh my god, oh my ODA, holy shit... what the fuck is... oh my FUCK."

Bellamy frowned. "But didn't the Green Book-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"


IDK if you can tell my feelings about all of this. Just... I have no words.

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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOO

MY BOY

SAAAABOOO

I have a Sabo and Luffy/chapter 731 one shot up too.

...SABO.