BAD ROMANCE

Brittney and Simon were on opposite sides of the stage. They had been crushing on each other for a while now, and now was the time to show it. Brittney started dancing (like in the intro to this song in Chipwrecked) and sang:

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

Simon did the same:

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

They both were dancing to the beat now, and singing:

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma roma ma

Gaga ooh la la

Want your bad romance

Both poses before contuing with the next verse:

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma roma ma

Gaga ooh la la

Want your bad romance

Simon contuied dancing and Brittney sings solo:

I want your ugly, I want your decease

Brittney strikes a pose, Simon sings the next line:

I want your everything as long as it's free

I want your love

Both sing again:

Love, love, love

Simon spins as Brittney sings:

I want your love

Brittney falls silent, shaking her hips. Simon dances up to her, and looks in her eyes before singing:

I want your drama, the touch of your hand

Brittney wasn't about to be outdone. She breaks eye contact with him, and dances towards him while sing. Simon retreats:

I want your leather studded kiss in the sand

I want your love

They switch places, both singing:

Love, love, love

They stop, glaring at each other. Simon sings:

I want your love

Brittney turns her back to Simon, singing:

You know that I want you, and you know that I need you

I want your bad, bad romance

Simon and Brittney are now both dancing, trying to outdo one another while singing to together:

I want you love, and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Ooooh, I want your love, and all your love is revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

Brittney dances back to her starting point:

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma roma ma

Gaga ooh la la

Want your bad romance

Simon does the same, singing:

I want your horror, I want your design

Brittney poses again:

Cause you're a criminal as long as you're mine

I want your love

Simon follows Brittney with his own pose:

Love, love, love

I want your love

Both sing, dancing toward one another:

I like your crazy

I like all your tricks

Want you here by my side

Through think and thick

I want your love

Love, love, love

I want your love

They were in front of each other now, back to trying to outdo the other. Simon sings:

You know that I want you, and you know that I need you

I want your bad, bad romance

Both are singing again, with the motive to outdo:

I want you love, and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Ooooh, I want your love, and all your love is revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

Brittney sings solo:

Rah rah ah ah ah

Roma roma ma

Gaga ooh la la

Want your bad romance

Simon follows in his own solo:

Walk, walk, fashion, baby

Work it, make 'em munks crazy

Walk, walk, fashion, baby

Work it, make 'em munks crazy

They spin, both singing:

I want your love, and I want your revenge

I want your love, I don't wanna be friends

J'ai ton amor

Et je veux ton revenge

J'ai ton amor

I don't wanna be friends

No I don't wanna be friends

No I don't wanna be friends

Want your bad romance

Want your bad romance

Both finally find harmony in their dancing and stopped trying to outdo one another, still singing together:

I want your love, and I want your revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Ooooh, I want your love, and all your love is revenge

You and me could write a bad romance

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

Oooh OOOOH oooh oh oh oh

Caught in a bad romance

The music stops. The pair looked at each other. Brittney grins, and walks off the stage, leaving Simon on his own.

Caught in a bad romance

A/N: Looks like a new beginning for Brittney and Simon. Now's the time to click the big button down there and to tell me whatcha think.