Finnick: hey Johanna ;)
Johanna: what the hell do u want? u little fucker…
Finnick: i have a question
Finnick: okay, if u were a man when we first met, would u be sexually frustrated? ;)
Johanna: i think President Snow is right now…have u seen his outfits lately? he's starting to take after you...0.o…meaning his Facebook pic is him in a speedo…
Finnick: i can't help the fact that my sexyiness spreads on and inspires ppl ;)
Johanna: go fuck urself Odair
Finnick: how hard?
Johanna: u r so fucking annoying
Finnick: i know ;) i have 1 more question, what should i do when i see someone extremely gorgeous?
Johanna: awww ur talking about Annie that's sooo sweet :3
It annoys me.
Finnick: no u selfish bitch i'm talking about myself, who else?
oh course…i stare, i smile, and when i get tired…i put the mirror down ;)
Johanna: i fucking hate you.
Finnick: thank god. I thought you loved me.
Johanna: your an idiot
Johanna: i'm gonna kill you
Finnick: fiesty today aren't we?
Johanna: u know i live right next door 2 u right?
Finnick: i got to go visit Annie…yeah…we r going to talk about…some things…that i can't think of..bye…
Johanna: be right over you little fucker. i'll bring my knife.
Finnick: X _ X
I hope you enjoyed! xP
"Thing" of the chapter:
Stranger: chun wu at your service
Friend: alexander goldberg
Friend: u kno I never forgave u koreans for attacking pearl harbor
Stranger: uhh. im chinese…and that was japanese who attacked it
Friend: chinese, japanese, korean…whats the difference
Stranger: u serious?
Stranger: u kno i never forgave u jews for sinking the titanic
Friend: that was an iceberg
Stranger: goldberg, greenberg, iceberg. whats the difference
LOL next chapter will be another random "thing" of the chapter! :)