Rating should be higher! But there's so BAD BAD words! Don't read this if your a 'child!' Sorry I took so long to update!
Enjoy and review! hehe...sorry if this is to bad for your innocent minds! :-)
Can't stop texting 5
(Extremely rated T for bad thoughts…NO CHILDREN ALOUD)
Peeta Gets Dirty
Peeta: I just took my buns apart because my mom keeps pasting them together! It's ruining everything, now I can't give Katniss them! :(
Finnick: the boys taking after me (;
Peeta: ...what? I dont get it...My mom keeps playing with my loaves! I hate it!
Johanna: oh god...finnick...
Haymitch: she's...playing with your loaves...in public? 7-*
Johanna: shut it Hay-man
Marvel: Your loaves are sexy Peetaaaaa (;(;
Peeta: Thanks...I do make my big bread taste good! :D
Johanna: *face palm*
cato: I don't know...
I didn't even know Marvel was gay 'til recently. ^^^^^^^^see above...
I don't understand why throwing a heavy ball would seem so attractive. I mean… ITS A HEAVY CIRCLE-SPHERE THING.
Marvel: its not just that...He has nice buns...
Peeta: What are you guys talking about? This is more serious! I'm just having trouble making more bread come out of the oven! And thank you Marvel! :D
Foxface: 0.0 I agree Annie...
Finnick: ...the boys taking after me! Let's celebrate! Free lap dance for everyone!
Annie: what's a lap dance fin?
Finnick: I'll show you later (;
Haymitch: Peeta... you shouldn't have trouble with that, your half my age...
Peeta: I don't get it! You guys are making no sense!
Finnick: ohhhhh...we're making so much sense (;
Peeta: whatever. I can't fit this piece of bread in the oven! It's too small!
Cato: must be Glimmers oven...
Clove: I hate you Cato.
Glimmer: my oven is not small *~*
Marvel: why do u think I'm after Peeta then...
Glimmer: I hate you.
haymitch: everyone does Glimmer (;
Rue: I agree..Glimmers oven is small! :-)
Fox face: 0.0 rue..you and Glimmer...0.0
Snow: 0.0 I own Finnick and even I'm shocked...
Johanna: god..I feel like I'm choking on vomit -O-
Haymitch: drink more liquor then you will everyday sweety (;
Peeta: hey guys! Katniss let me borrow her oven instead!
Effie: Pi-ta you need to keep those comments to yourself! They are very distasteful! Humph!
Haymitch: oh your just jealous because no ones visited your oven in years..and the only thing you've made In your oven is blue waffles...
Snow: yummy! I love blue waffles! :D
Johanna: oh god...
Effie: how dare you!
Haymitch: well it is true darling...
Johanna: I'm surprised Glimmer doesn't have that...
Glimmer: I don't have that, I have aids :-)
Katniss: what is going on here! PEETA!
Katniss: reread all your messages.
Rue: EEWWW! I meant that Glimmers OVEN is small! Not THAT oven! The cooking kind!
Marvel: looks like Peeta got dirty (;
Katniss: shut up Marvel don't make me spear u again .
*Marvel has blocked Katpiss*
Marvel: so where were we Peeta? (;
And I'll continue! ;D