Author's Note: Well, here's the epilogue. I'm kinda bummed that this fic was over, but it was a ton of fun parodying one of my favorite book series.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Hunger Games or One Piece.

Many years later...

Holden and I watch our two kids, Luffyko and Sabo, play in the meadow. They're two, innocent kids who don't have to worry about the Hunger Games or evil goats, since they're living in a free Panem run by President Makino.

Lucky bastards.

Just as I am about to put my arm around Holden to remind me of all of the love I had through my more exciting years, Ace staggers over to us. For the first time in my life, I don't smell coffee. Then, it hits me -

Ace is awake, and he didn't need coffee or caffiene pills to get him going.

"Hey, I just woke up from a very weird dream involving revolutions, Communism, Portal references, and hot men named Heathcliffe Sarutobi, and I have a question to ask you," Ace explains. "When do our Hunger Games begin?"

I facepalm.

Third Person P.O.V.

Hana awoke in her bedroom on the Hyperion. She looked to her nightstand, where her copies of The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mockingjay were stacked. Surrounding it were DVDs for Doctor Who and Sherlock, pins with the Homestuck Trolls' symbols on them, a DVD for the movie Inception, and several yaoi doujinshis.

"Never again... Never again..." Hana said to herself.

The End

Ending Note: Want to see another book parody with Ace as the main character? Want to see a fanfic where Ace ISN'T asleep? I'll be writing a parody of Fahrenheit 451 with Ace as Montag, so expect that in a few days!

Lastly, please, please, PLEASE review this fun parody. It was a lot of fun for me to work on, so I should deserve lots of reviews for all of my hard work.