Percy – Holy Hephaestus, are you crazy?! We're demigods! Most of us have ADHD, I don't think our senses need to be any more alert, or our brains will explode.
Annabeth - …and do dumb things faster.
Me – It's "…and do dumb things with more energy", but whatever. Hey, how do you know? Aren't demigods supposed to make electronics go haywire?
Annabeth – I have Daedalus' laptop.
Me – Ohhhh…*nods*…nope I don't get it.
Grover – Ummm… who are you?
Me – Someone who doesn't want you to know who she is.
Grover - …Who are you?
Me – A girl with too much time on her hands.
Grover – Yeah, I can see that. But WHO ARE YOU?
Me – Alright, you got me. I'm a Mary Sue and I'm here to wreak havoc on your world.
Grover – …What?
Me – Just answer the question.
Grover – …
Me – ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Grover – Um…okay…uh…drink coffee? No I don't drink coffee. I like linoleum cans, though.
Clarisse – Ugh, you again?
Me - *stutters* Y-y-yea-yeah…
Clarisse – So this time It's drink coffee, huh?
Me – Uh-huh *nods furiously*
Clarisse – Screw coffee. I don't need coffee. I could beat you up right here, right now, hands behind my back. *grins evilly*
Me – Uh-oh. I think I'll just g-AHHHHHHHHH!
Chris – Hey…whoa what happened to your face?
Me – Thanks.
Chris – Anytime…did Clementine beat you up?
Me – Yeah…Clementine?
Chris – Yeah…
Me - *tries not to laugh* O-o-okay…*snort*
Chris – Shut up.
Chris – Oh, yeah, "Drink coffee. Do dumb things with more energy"
Me – Seriously, how do you guys know this?
Chris - *suddenly sheepish* Well, don't tell Chiron, but Connor smuggled me an IPad.
Jason – Um…no thanks.
Piper – Whoa, what happened?
Me – Clarisse happened.
Piper – Ahhh…drink coffee? No, I'd rather have lemonade.
Me – PINK lemonade?
Piper – Sure. Oh wait…woooowww…really?
Leo – Are you asking me on a date?
Me - …no.
Leo – I knew you had a crush on me!
Me – …
Leo – Sorry, hon, but Leo Flamin' Valdez in taken. Don't cry too hard, okay?
Me - *facepalm*
Thalia – Nope, not for me. By the way, did you get run over by a truck?
Me - *scowls*
Nico – I'm thirteen! Well, actually, I'm seventy something…but…oh, nevermind.