Spoilers: No real spoilers for Supernatural, but spoilers for the most recent episode of Hawaii 5-0, Ha'alele 2.20.
Disclaimer: SN and H5-0 don't belong to me, unfortunately.
A/N: I know I can't be the only one who thought of this, and someone had to do it. I just couldn't resist. :)
I hope you enjoy it, and please let me know what you think!
As always, I thank my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, for His incredible mercy and grace.
The case of the missing shrimp truck (scene from Hawaii 5-0, Ha'alele 2.20):
Danny: I would really appreciate some assistance here, seeing this is a local crime, and I'm not to hip to local crimes like missing shrimp trucks.
Chin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute here…
Danny: Oh, don't worry, babe, we got leads. (hands list to Chin)
Chin: (reading) Really? Ritchie the Shrimp Guy, the Duke Brothers, oh, and "Disgruntled customer wearing a Metallica shirt."
Danny: Yeah, so, do you like the disgruntled customer for this one, or Ritchie the Shrimp Guy?
Chin: Who steals a shrimp truck?
Danny: I don't know, I said the same thing. But that is the mission, should you choose to accept it.
Sam stared at his brother incredulously. "Dean, come on, you can't be serious. You're gonna steal the guy's truck?"
"He deserves it."
"You saw what that stuff did to me."
Sam rolled his eyes. "Yeah, unfortunately. But you're the one who decided to try the shrimp-flavored ice cream. How is that the guy's fault?"
"He's the one selling it!"
"He's also the size of a small car. Don't we have enough to worry about without adding an angry, Hawaiian sumo wrestler to the list?"
Dean shrugged. "Hey, you're the one that wanted to come here in the first place."
"Bobby's old contact said it was important."
"Yeah, but Hawaii is supposed to have its own hunters to take care of nasty island poltergeists, and they don't have to hop on a plane to get here. Besides, Joe White? Probably an alias. It's barely a step above John Doe."
"Right, and the classic rock aliases were so much better."
Dean smirked. "You know it took a long time for anybody to figure that out."
"Okay, yeah, it did. But you're gonna steal a yellow truck that has the owner's face plastered all over it. That takes 'conspicuous' to a whole new level."
"I'll take that as a compliment."
Sam snorted. "You would."
"You don't have to come with me, you know. I can boost the truck alone."
"And when Mr. Sumo catches you?" Sam challenged.
"You said it yourself. The truck has his face plastered all over it. He won't expect anyone to steal it."
"You're risking a lot over shrimp-flavored ice cream, Dean."
"It's the principle, Sam. The principle. He wouldn't even give me my money back."
"What money? You used one of the cards."
"Yeah, but Mr. Sumo doesn't know it was a fake."
Sam shook his head at his brother's reasoning. "I'm not even sure how to argue with your twisted logic."
"Good. Then don't. Now, are you gonna help me or not?"
Sam thought for a moment, then sighed resignedly. "Alright, fine. But don't blame me when tomorrow's headlines read: 'Notorious Felons, the Winchesters, Come Back from the Dead to Steal Hawaiian Shrimp Truck.'"
"Yeah, but dude, who's gonna believe that?"
Huh. Okay, so he sort of had a point.
A/N: Poor Kamekona. I don't condone stealing shrimp trucks under any circumstances, lol. I hope it made you smile!
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