Hey everyone! So this is my first Kuroshitsuji fanfic. I know it's going to suck but I hope that you guys will read it and find something in it that you will live. If you do like it please Review so that I know that I'm not just disgracing like the best anime ever. Okay ENJOY!

The curtains to my windows opened revealing the sunlight from outside and welcoming morning in. Bad thing for morning that it wasn't welcomed. My eyes shot open and I screamed in horror before sinking down in my sheets. The pillow that my head had rested on was now placed over my face to protect me from the sun.

"Eden," an evil voice came. I knew who it was. It was Jonathan, my butler. I know what you're thinking. Normally butlers don't call their masters by their first names or they use the title 'Lord' but I told Jonathan to call me Eden. "You need to get up and start your day," he told me with a devilish smirk on his face. Sometimes I thought that man was from hell. Oh, that's right, he is.

I glared at him. "Go away!" I shouted. "And that's an order."

He pulled the covers off of my body causing me to shiver. Didn't I just order him? Why was he disobeying me! I moaned and fell out of the bed. I crawled on the floor. Jonathan just sat there and stared at me as if I was some type of weird child.

He sighed. This was how it had been since my sister had died of an illness and left me this manor. I had always listened to my sister, Lucy, and I had always tried to act proper. But, now that she was gone, there was no point. I never listened to Jonathan and normally did everything how I wanted.

The demon looked at me with a smile. This man was always happy for no apparent reason. "Breakfast was prepared by both Alexander and Caldwell. After you are done eating Isabella will helped you get dressed. And finally after getting done with getting dressed you will be going to the Trancy manor for tea."

I shot a glare at him. "WHAT!"

"Lord Alois has been kind enough to invite you five times to his manor and you keep turning his offers down so I took the liberty of saying yes to this invitation for you," he told me with a smirk. "So please be on your best behavior and dress appropriately."

"Bitch, you don't run my life," I yelled at the top of my lungs. I shot across the floor and attempted to tackle my butler. He held me back by placing his hand on my forehead and begun pushing me back.

"Actually, I do," he told me with a grin. Sometimes I wanted to smack that stupid grin right off of his face.

By breakfast time I was banging my head against the table that I was sitting at in frustration. Alexander and Caldwell looked at me with great concern. Of course they were concerned. I hadn't touched any of my food which was unusual. Normally Jonathan called me a fat pig and said that I would die of being too fat. I normally just ignored him.

"Um, Eden," A voice came. It was Alexander's. He moved closer to me and was followed by Caldwell. I turned my head to glace up and see his face. He had large, crimson eyes as if he were a child. His long black bangs nearly covered them but they were still visible.

"Yes?" I muttered.

"Are you feeling alright?" He asked.

I shook my head. "No, do I look alright? Johnny's making me go to some stupid thing that I don't want to go to. I mean, why they can't just come here."

Caldwell looked at me with interest. "Who are they?"

I sighed. "Some dude from the creepy Trancy manor. His names like Alois Trancy. I have seen him a couple times at the Phantomhive manor but I have never talked to him much."

Caldwell nodded. Alexander smiled. "Well, how 'bout we go and kill Johnny and then you won't have to go?" Alexander suggested. That was the thing about him. He was always so violent. I loved it!

"Can we use knives and swords, Alex?" I asked with a happy grin.

He nodded and picked me up from my chair. "Sure, and we can use poison and drown him in the lake out back!" We both squealed in delight at our "plan". We stated jumping up and down while Caldwell just shook his head. He could never understand us and we could never understand him. He was always so quite.

The two of us stopped dancing when we felt a scary aura pop up behind us. "Alexander, Caldwell," Jonathan hissed in anger. "Why is Eden jumping around like a mindless idiot instead of sitting down and eating the food that you have prepared? After all I have gone through to train Eden to have manners, this happens!" He shouted.

I laughed. "Geez, get your panties out your butt grandmother!"

He snapped a harsh glare at me and I quickly shut up. "Just go get dressed! I'll deal with Alexander and Caldwell," he told me. Alexander gulped and frowned. I scampered off while he was mouthing the words 'help me'.

I ran up to Isabella's room. She was Lucy's, my sister, maid. She was the only girl in the manor. I had thirteen servants; twelve boys and one girl. If it was up to me I would have gotten rid of her because I hate girls with a passion but she was nice.

"Bella!" I shouted. I took a step into the room without knocking and she was just standing next to the large closets.

"No, uh definitely not, EW, why do I even have this in here?" She said as she tossed cloths out one by one. "Perfect!" She shouted.

She quickly ran over to me with a grin. "Oh! This will totally look cute on you," she exclaimed. I looked at it. It was a pure white shirt with a nice red, silk tie. There was a black vest that went over the shirt. A pair of red shorts was what I was going to wear for bottoms. I then had black shoes with white socks that had red dots on them. Geez, she went to the extreme on matching colors.

"Thanks," I told her as I started taking off my night cloths and begun putting my new ones on. When I was finished she combed through my short black hair. She lightly placed the hair over the back of my neck the way I always did. I had to wear my hair longer that most people because of the contract that was on the back of my neck.

"All done!" She sang.

I smiled. "Good! Now I have to go through hell!" I jumped off of the bed and headed to the door. "I won't be coming back. I think I'll kill myself in the carriage and join Lucy," I told her. Bella squealed.

"Don't joke like that!"

The carriage ride was boring. I lived far away from his mansion and that's why we were leaving so early in the morning. I sighed.

"Wow! Jonathan this trip is so much fun!" I shouted loud so that he could hear me. I could picture his face smirking at me.

"I'm glad you like it," He responded with a smile.

I sighed once again with boredom. Right when I was about to put my head down to sleep we hit a bump. No, scratch that. It wasn't like a bump. It was like a 'we hit a bear' sort of thing.

"Jonathan what was that!" I yelled. He didn't answer. After a long silence I could hear a small muttering voice.

"Stay inside the carriage," he said.

"Oh my god! You can't just go a hit a beautiful lady like me!" A voice came. It sounded like both boy's and a girl's voice at the same time. Uh, this was no voice I knew. I didn't hear anything come from Jonathan but then I heard a loud roaring noise. Um, was that a chainsaw!

I hopped out of the carriage ignoring Johnny's command earlier. When I was out my butler looked at me with upset eyes. He had three knifes in between his fingers and he looked like he was in the middle of a fight.

"Didn't I tell you to stay in the…what the hell?" He said changing the subject. I looked at him like he was crazy. Why did he just change the subject? I just started laughing.

"You used a bad term and you tell me not to use bad terms. You're such a hypocrite!" I laughed.

Suddenly I was hugged so tightly that I couldn't even breathe. I now understood why Johnny had freaked out.

"Aw, you're so adorable. I mean, look at you in your cute little red outfit!" A voice said. I looked up to see a…um…thing. It had long red hair and yellow green eyes. When it smiled all I could see was long shark like teeth. But, I couldn't tell if it was a girl or a boy. "I wonder if Bassie would be upset if I cheated."

Wow. It looked so much like a girl but its face looked like a boy too. "Oh but you're so cute! I'm sure he won't care." Was it a boy? "On the other hand he might feel like I left him for a stranger!" No, it had to be a girl! "But you're cute face turns me on!" It pinched my cheek and I had a melt do. I shot it a glare.

"Did you just touch me?" I shouted.

"Aw, your voice is so sexy too!" It shouted with delight. "We should totally get married!"

I frowned. "Are you a boy or a girl?" I questioned.

It stopped dancing around in a circle. "Well, apparently I'm a lady! Look at me!" I bit my lip trying not to laugh.

"Sorry," I giggled. "I don't date girls!" I busted out laughing at that part.

She shot a glare at me. "OH!" She smiled. "You're one of those freaky types! I see," She said. I stopped laughing.

Jonathan on the other hand broke out laughing. I had forgotten he was there. "Are you suggesting that….EDEN'S GAY?" He chuckled so hard.

"Of course he would be if he doesn't date girls!" The red hair protested.

"I'm not a he! I'm a GIRL!"