Waluigi's Taco Stand

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: ...Several years and 400 chapters later, I still wonder why I agreed to do this.


Waluigi sighed in annoyance as he shook his head. Not a single customer in sight.

And despite being in the extremely popular Seaside Hill, the tall lanky purple mustachioed man had yet to see anyone pop up.

"Hmm. You would think I would get at least someone," Waluigi commented, folding his arms. "Maybe putting it at the southernmost part of Seaside Hill wasn't smart..."

Waluigi looked back, spotting the wonderful view of the green grass on the orange checkerboard hills, then turning to the front to see the beautiful view of the sandy beach and the waves.

"Sure, I have a great view, but come on, who's gonna want tacos here?" Waluigi asked himself, placing both of hands on his face.

Princess Daisy popped up, as cheerful as a puppy, wearing her usual yellow dress. "Hi I'm Daisy!"

"Go away." Waluigi muttered as he pulled down his purple cap in frustration.

Daisy placed both of her shoulders on the white colored cart. "Come on, Waluigi, mah boi, why can't I have a taco?"

Waluigi pushed Daisy off. "You just want it so you can fart more!"

Daisy giggled as she pointed at herself. "Well duh... gotta keep my cute, pootsy wootsy figure!" She let out a cute little poot, squealing like a young girl as she clapped her hands together. "Come on, let me have a taco!"

"No." Waluigi remarked.

"Please?" Daisy pleaded, holding her hands together.

"No." Waluigi remarked.

"Please?" Daisy pleaded, holding her hands together.

Waluigi turned around, slamming his hands on the cart. "Daisy, how many times do I have to-"

Toadette handed Waluigi a ten dollar bill. Waluigi and Daisy were shocked to see Toadette, who just literally popped up out of nowhere. Waluigi's confused look turned into a grin as he snatched the ten dollar bill, placing it into his front right overalls pocket, and giving Toadette ten tacos.

Daisy gasped, realizing how cheap the tacos were. "Only a dollar for a taco?" She dashed away, returning with a large yellow briefcase. "Shut up and take all of my life savings!"

Waluigi blinked as he was flooded by a mountain of green dollar bills. Daisy took as many tacos as she could, gleefully giggling as she ate them one by one, in one gulp. Toadette watched, deciding to munch down on the tacos she had as well. Waluigi popped his head out of the money pill, smiling as he pulled out his arms.

"Maybe this taco stand wasn't a bad idea after all!" Waluigi commented as he chuckled. "If it makes business like this, I can't afford to lose!"

Daisy farted loudly, her butt facing Waluigi. Waluigi's purple cap was blasted away by the gusty fart, with Waluigi twitching his right eye. Daisy slightly blushed as she giggled.

"Oh my, excuse me!" Daisy apologized as she giggled, munching down on the tacos again as she let out another loud fart.

Toadette giggled, laughing at Waluigi's reaction as she fell over on her back on the smooth grass.

"It's gonna be one of those stories!" Toadette added as she placed her hands on her face, smiling.

Waluigi narrowed his eyes, groaning as he shook his head. "On second thought, I'll have to deal with this madness...ugh..."

Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha both watched from the bright blue sea, turning to each other as they witnessed what had just occurred.

"I have the feeling that we're going to be involved a lot more in this story," Dry Bowser remarked to Petey.

Petey mumbled in agreement as the two heavyweight characters kept swimming in the calm waters surrounding Seaside Hill, knowing what this predicament would ultimately lead to.