A/N: Hey everyone! It's me again with another PJO fic. :) The idea for this randomly popped up and I knew I had to write this down right away! So, here's whats's going to happen. If you like the introduction, I'll begin the string of interviews of various PJO characters (besides mortals) which YOU guys will choose save the first three since they've been decided by me *evil laugh* Anyways, if you like it and want me to continue...simply: REVIEW! :D Anyways, happy reading and remember: Feedback is crucial here! BTW this has been written in script-form, therefore it's not, you know, a *proper story* :P Anyways, this is getting long. ENJOY!
DISCLAIMER: If I owned PJO, I'd be living in a mansion with mountains of Cheetos but alas... I do not. *sob*
[queue cheesy talk show music]
Big Speaker Voice: It's the show that addresses all the latest godly scandals, brings you all the juicy details about what's up on Olympus and grants you EXCLUSIVE interviews with the hottest people today! It's Olympus: LIVE! Please welcome your host, ECHO!
[audience cheers as Echo enters]
[camera focuses on Echo's face]
Echo: Oh please, I'm flattered! *Laughs*
Echo: Alright, everyone, hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Olympus: LIVE! Your number one premium live talk show on Hephaestus TV! Now, on today's episode we have many extra-special guests. All chosen by you, the fans! *Blows kiss to audience as they cheer*
Echo: Now before we begin, let's show you some EXCLUSIVE footage from backstage where our special-guests are getting all prettied up for their close-up! *Laughs*
[camera pans to big video screen behind Echo to show a cramped up yet luxurious dressing room filled with people]
[camera pans to guy with green eyes and black hair who's getting his hair done]
Guy: AH! Seriously, I hate camer- OUCH! Watch where you stick those pins! Seriously, I didn't sign up for thi- OW! That's my eye! I really don't want this. Dad, help me! They torturin- YOWZAH! YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME!
[camera moves away from the guy getting attacked by a hairdresser with pins and a pair of scissors to a blonde girl with grey eyes getting a facial]
Girl: Imf fer ah camrey ffing meh grggghin fif roofif fing?
(poor attempt at translation: Is fur a camera pooping me gurgling this roof if fin.)
[camera pans away from girl with a horribly stiff facial to a girl battling with a woman with makeup in her hand]
Girl: NO! I will not! You can't make me wear make-up! NOT ME! YOU CAN'T! N-N-NOOOOOOOOO!
[camera leaves the girl being tied to a chair with a make-artist in front of her to the guy with a goat's butt being given a pedicure]
Goat-Guy: Uh-huh, and then she was like, no way, and I was like, yes way and then- HOLY HADES HAD A HORSE! YOU WERE FILMING THAT? WHAT THE-? NO PRIVACY NOWADAYS! CAN'T A GOAT GET A HOOF-A-CURE IN PEACE? NO SHAME, YOU GOAT-VERT, NO SHAME WHATSOEVER!
[camera pans away from goat-guy freaking out and ruining his pedicure to a emo-looking guy sitting in a sit while a costume artist fusses over him]
Emo Guy: I'm telling ya', you cannot make me wear that… I'm the darn son of Hades… and that's a bad thing. No, I will not wear a purple suit with skulls on it. What year is this? 1964? Honestly… these mortals…
[camera pans away from the emo guy to cut shots of random people in the room getting all prettied up. Camera pans away from the video screen and back to Echo]
Echo: Why, that was a fascinating insight to the backstage scene! You've might've seen some of our special guests but believe us we have A LOT MORE! Now, before we begin…OH!
[there's a beeping noise and an Iris-message pops up in front of Echo]
Echo: Oh my! What's this? What? Oh…uh-huh…Okay…WHAT? Oh alright, I'll-I'll tell them right n-now. Bye!
[swipes the air and ends the IM]
Echo: Oh, well Olympus: LIVE! Viewers, we have a special announcement. It seems for the first time ever, we are going to have A GOD interviewed! It's a first! And-
[another IM pops up]
Echo: Honestly, you CANNOT keep interrupting! What's that? HOLY ZEUS!
[She gasps and ends the IM looking stunned]
Echo: *in an excited voice* V-viewers, strike that. We are not going to have a GOD, we are going to have GODS! This is absolutely stupefying! This is amazing! This may be a true first! But now we're going to introduce our first guest. But before that-
[cheesy music comes back]
Echo: Olympus: LIVE! will be right back after these messages from our sponsers. Don't leave now because right after we come back, we have our first interview with…
[HUGE picture of Percy Jackson flashes on the screen]
Echo: A son of Poseidon! That's right, folks! Stay tuned!
[screen fades to black as commercials begin]
A/N: Thanks for reading and if you'd like me to post the next chapter (Percy's interview) simply review! Your feedback is really important! Thanks and please, please, PLEASE press the button below with the letters, R, E, V, I, E and W! Thanks for reading :) Virtual cookies for all those who review :) *waves cookies menacingly*
xx, -cuteypuffgirl :)