Experiences Count for Something
By – Hime no Ichigo
Characters: Masaomi, Mikado
Story Type: Drabble
Summary: Mikado should've expected as much when Kida invited him for a sleepover.
Disclaimer: Durarara! is the intellectual property of Narita Ryougo.
Notes: This is from Toki's prompt: "adult video".
When Kida invited Mikado over for a sleepover, he figured he didn't need to bother cleaning up his room. Apparently it was the wrong decision. So he could understand why his friend's face wrinkled in disgust the minute he stepped into his apartment; clean and unwashed clothes were literally littered in every place imaginable, covering most of the places they could use to sit and sleep. Dishes piled in his sink and finished ramen cups were simply left on the counter, not in the proper place in the garbage. The only thing that could be considered neat was his school bag, which remained unopened beside his coffee table.
"How do you live like this, Masaomi?" He sighed as he kneeled and started gathering his clothes. "The next thing you know, you're going to catch some weird germ or disease because of all the bacteria growing right under your nose."
"It just happened," he said sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head.
"And what is this?" Mikado asked, a look of shock on his face as he came across something too incriminating for his nature.
"Ooh, so that's where it went~" He snatched it out of his friend's hand and blew off the dust covering up parts of the actress. "Thanks Mikado! It's a good thing you found it and not anyone else."
"Yeah, a good thing," he grumbled, still a little taken aback from finding an adult video out of the blue like that. In retrospect, he shouldn't be that surprised—after all, this was Masaomi and they were at the appropriate age for certain explorations. But did this mean that he had more hidden in the most unsuspecting places? How did he even get his hands on these? Mikado only caught a glimpse of the cover before Kida grabbed it, but he could already tell that the skimpy outfit (if it could even be considered so) did nothing to hide her voluptuous body, and the way she positioned herself was a little too outrageous.
His face flushed, trying to delete the image from his memory before it became permanently imprinted.
"Mi~ka~do~ Are you having naughty thoughts?"
Masaomi's teasing voice had never been more annoying than now.
"All right, I know what we can do! Let's forget about the movie we took out earlier and watch this instead!"
Mikado spluttered and flailed his arms, shaking in refusal.
"So excited that you can't even form a proper sentence? Aw, don't worry, Mikado, Masaomi nii-chan will guide you through the tricky parts." Kida's eyes glinted and his lips curled into a grin; Mikado knew that mischievous look too well. Before he could back away, Kida already had his arm in a tight grip.
"First things first; take off your pants."
- Owari -
Authoress' Notes: As much as I like them as a pairing, sometimes just friendship is fun too.