The Doctor learns the hard lesson of life,
That he cannot pee in places others don't like.
So in todays story he must understand,
That when he has a pee, it does matter where he stands...
"Doooctoooooor!" Amelia Pond shouted from the third corridor.
The Doctor sighed. "Yes, Pond?"
"What on Earth is water doing half way down the corridor to the bedrooms?" Amy screamed.
"What w-water?" the Doctor stammered, beginning to understand what Amy was talking about.
"The water that," she made a noise to tell him that she smelled something horrible, "stinks of... err... urine." she said eventually.
The Doctor sighed again. Amy came down to the TARDIS console room.
"Do you want to hear a story?" the Doctor asked.
"No," Amy said drearily.
"Good. Now prepare for the shock of your life...
"I was in the Horsehead Nebula, on the Planet of Forgetfulness, when all of a sudden, I decided I needed the toilet.
So, anyway, I was in the toilet, doing my business in them men's toilets that hang from the wall, when my head began to spin. Then, when it was over, I forgot what I was doing, and let the rest out over the floor.
I got in the TARDIS and left. Since then, I have not been able to... wee, as you humans call it."
"Lovely." Amy rolled her eyes.
"Well you're the one who said you wanted to hear the story!"
"No I'm not! I said no!" she replied.
So. In this paragraph, the Doctor finally learns to "take a p*ss".
Amy walked to the nearest ASDA.
Once she got what she needed, she gave it to the lady at the counter.
Her name read:
Happy 2 Help!
"Hi, Carrie. Just this, please." Amy said.
"Ah, sweet, the little one being toilet trained?" she asked.
Amy didn't know what to say. "Err... yeah..."
Once Amy got back to that toilet, she found the Doctor standing there, knees together, holding his place.
"Doctor," Amy told him to "come with me."
"What's this?" the Doctor asked, pointing at the toilet.
"It's called the toilet. Now, if you need a wee, aim for Mr. Blobby, the ping-pong ball."
"Okay, Amy." the Doctor aimed for Mr. Blobby. "Look, Amy! I'm doing it!"
Amy didn't really want to look, so pretended to and said, "Well done! I'll phone River and tell her!"
"NO!" the Doctor bellowed. Don't. Tell. ANYONE!" the Doctor told her.
"Alright!" Amy agreed with a grin.
Half an hour later, the news spread all over Facebook...
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