Chapter 1:Moving in

in the middle of nowhere a certain red headed cutie pie and purple haired kunochi were in the midst of a raging argument.

Ayane:NO WAY im not moving in with you,you ugly traitor!I can't believe the idiot you call a brother thearented to have me demoted to ninja dog if i dont live with you.I would have been better sleeping on the streets like a hobo instead living here with GONNA KILL HIM!

Kasumi:Its no party for me either do you think i actually want to live with some who snores way too loud and eat way too much meat also your a slob

Ayane:What about you huh your have to always to take like 1hour to do your hair like everyday who does that?

(Imitates Kasumi) Oh look im so pretty and i always eat salads and do my hair with millions of products for 1 hour and after all that work it still looks bad

Kasumi:Your just jealous that I look and am better than you.

Ayane:I feel so sorry for you

Kasumi:Why?

Ayane:Cause your stuck in your own depressing world haha

Pathetic!

Kasumi:yeah well atleast everyones not scared of me maybe thats why you have no friends or company EVER

Ayane:Who needs friends,friends are only for people who can't make their own life better their self like you.

Kasumi:you are one disturbed girl

Maybe thats why our brother doesn't even go into the same room as you until you go away with your smelly and slobby body.

Ayane:SHUT UP YOU,YOU BITCHY PRINCESS!YOU THINK YOUR SO BETTER THAN EVERYONE WELL YOU NOT EVEN BETTER THAN DIRT YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE BUNDLED UP HAY AND YOU SMELL LIKE YOU UNRINATED

kasumi was close to crying and her face was red as a beet but she had other things in mind

Kasumi:Watch you crossed the line you made me do this and dont call me princess!

Kasumi when to get the nearest sharp objects and the objects were KNIFES YIKES

the next few hours Ayane and Kasumi ran around the house trying to kill one another with knifes until one very special houseguest was brave enough to step into the midst of it

Ayane:I WILL KILL YOU!

Kasumi:Not until i do it first

(someone knocks at the door)

Person at the door:Hey guys let me in please im desperate

the person at the door was waiting to go to the toilet because his one got drank 83 ounces of soda so he was in a dire situation

PATD:PLEASE THIS IS AN EMERGENGY IM DYING HERE COME ON HELP A GUY OUT HERE

what a situation he was kept shouting at the door like a maniac

"I will urinate please this isnt fair!"Many people who walked by teased him by showing him water and imitating him also laughed at him so he got massively all the hurtful comments and suffering by then he noticed the door was opened.

PATD:OH WHY DIDNT I NOTICE THIS BEFORE i blame my bad eyesight

the truth was his eyesight was the best in the city but he was just stupid

meanwhile back to the 2 kunochis

Ayane:IM TIRED OF PLAYING LETS FINISH THIS NOW

Kasumi:RIGHT NOW!

Kasumi and ayane dropped there weapons of steel and wanted to finish this combat style.

As the door opened the person at the door ran into the battle and this is what happened next

Ayane:Im going to punch you to hell

Kasumi:you'll be knocked out so badly people will think your in a coma thats how bad ill damage you

The door bursted open when the PATD used all his might however

the fight stared with one cold blow from Ayane but it didn't connect with Kasumi's face instead with the super ninja Ryu Hayabusa he was PATD and he was knocked out cold.

The fighting stopped at an instant both of them stood in awe and in pool of thoughts gaping at the moveless body

Kasumi:OMG Ayane what did you do? you knocked out my boyfriend!why did you do this?

Ayane:Its not my fault your dumb boyfriend came in the way

Kasumi:AYANE!HES BLEEDING AND YOU GAVE HIM A BLACK EYE! WHAT IF YOU KILLED HIM?

Ayane:dont make a fuss outta this stupid do the mature thing and take him to the hospital before he dies of your carelessness!

kasumi tearfully called the hospital but ended up bawling into the phone so ayane had to do the rest.

Ayane:Ok...yeah uh huh...hes unconcious...been like this for 10 minutes...umm he fell down the stairs...im not lying...yeah the location is Rose rd,number 23 at the red block at the back of pine grove...the floor is 3rd...okay thankyou come soon

Kasumi calm down just long enough for ayane to give the info

Ayane:there coming in 30 minutes

Kasumi:I hope hes okay my boo boo

with that she goes to her room to cry till shes red as a beet and is calmed down again

Ayane:God knows what will happen now!