So guys I'm sorry to say but…this will be the last chapter of I Don't Like Girls D: HOWEVER I will not stop writing stories! I wanna say thank you to all of you who have been keeping up with my updates and writing wonderful review. I hope you enjoyed the story and this chapter as well. Here we go! I present Chapter 12!

Chapter Japanese to English Translations

Oi: Hey/Yo

Onii-san/Aniki: Older brother

Kitsune: Fox (it's Itachi's nickname for Naruto)

-san: Mr./Ms./Mrs. or respectfully address someone

Dobe: Idiot/Loser

-kun: Male term of endearment or casualty. It's kinda like a nickname you could say.

Oka-san: Mom

Moshii moshii/Mosh mosh: "Hello" when you answer the phone (the second one is the informal way)

Ne: Hey/You/Um

Sasuke slowly opened his eyes. His face burned a bit and he felt his arm being elevated. He could hear a loud beeping noise and that made him realize he was in the hospital. But why?

"Oh thank goodness," his mother said kissing his forehead.

Sasuke looked around to see his father, his brother, Kisame, Deidara and Sasori looking at him with small but sad smiles. Itachi and his roommates were covered in bandages.

"What happened?" Sasuke asked. His voice was very raspy.

"We got in a car accident," Itachi explained. He frowned when he saw Sasuke's eyes search around the room.

"Where's Naruto?"

Everyone pursed their lips together and Mikoto cried silently.

"You and him got the worst of the crash. Naruto's in surgery right now. His lung collapsed and his legs are broken…they have to replace a lot of bone with metal," Itachi said quietly.

Sasuke's eyes widened. He didn't know what to do so he cried. He just cried and worried. Itachi looked away and wiped his eyes.

When Naruto's surgery was over, there was a mixture of happiness and sadness. He survived it and it was successful. However, he went comatose.

That had happened almost three weeks ago. Sasuke went to visit Naruto every day after school and stayed all day on the weekends. He talked to Naruto like he was awake. He'd tell him about his day, how everyone was doing. He'd retell whatever lessons they learned in class. The soccer team visited and so did several other classmates. Shikamaru was a constant visitor and Sasuke always made sure he never left the two alone. There was a table full of get well soon presents in the room.

When October came, Sasuke worried. It was 9 more days until Naruto's birthday. Sasuke was going to throw him a surprise party. He looked down at the sleeping blond. He looked peaceful. Sasuke grabbed his hand and intertwined their fingers. "Wake up soon," he whispered. There was a knock at the door and he knew it was their parents ready to take him home. It was a Sunday. He leaned down and kissed Naruto's lips. He stared at him for a bit hoping that it would wake him up. It didn't. He sighed and whispered goodbye.

Sasuke still wasn't used to sleeping in his bed alone. Almost every night over the summer, he'd had slept in same bed as Naruto. He missed the extra warmth. As every day passed, his bed seemed to get colder.

"Oi, Uchiha, mind if I come with you to see Uzumaki today?" Neji asked after a student government meeting.

Sasuke shook his head. "I don't mind. I don't think he'll mind either," he replied with a small smile.

Naruto's eyes were still closed when the two arrived. Sasuke smiled slightly. "Oi, dobe, I'm here. I bought Hyuuga with me."

Sasuke pulled up two seats next to the bed for him and Neji.

"How's he been doing?" Neji asked.

"Well his recovery is going well. Sometimes he'll talk in his sleep but he once he wakes up he can be discharged," Sasuke explained.

"What about his legs? Will he still be able to play on the soccer team?"

"Maybe next year, but he's definitely gonna need some physical therapy." He looked over at the sleeping blond. "He's never gonna want to ride in a car ever again after this," Sasuke sighed.

It was the first summer the Uchihas would be going to their summer house with Naruto in the family and Naruto was having a fit. He stayed in his room and pulled his knees to his chest. He cried to himself silently. "I'm not going in that car," he mumbled to himself.

"And why not?" Sasuke asked crouching down next to him.

Naruto jumped slightly. He didn't realize the other boy was in the room. "Everyone'll get hurt if I'm in the car," he said quietly.

Sasuke pursed his lips together. He remembered his mother telling him about the car crash that killed the blond's father. He sighed. "Then how are you going to get to the summer house?"

"I'll walk!" Naruto said with a huff.

Sasuke chuckled and grabbed a napkin to wipe Naruto's tears. "How about you take a nap in the car ride?" he suggested.

"How will that help?"

"Well, by the time you wake up, we'll be there," Sasuke said.

"And when you sleep in a car, you're protected from accidents," Itachi said walking over to his little brothers.

"That's not true Onii-san!" Naruto argued.

"Yeah it is. As long as you're not driving," Itachi said with a smirk.

Naruto pouted. "You promise?"

Itachi nodded. "That's we always sleep in the car when we drive. Right, Sasuke?" Sasuke blinked but caught on quickly and nodded. "See? Now come on. Stop being a baby and let's go."

Naruto sighed and nodded.

"Does he still do that?" Neji asked.

"Only when it's a long car ride but we play games and talk a lot if he's not sleepy so he'll be distracted," Sasuke explained. "He's so fragile sometimes. He is constantly getting hurt or sick."

"I'm sure he'll wake up soon," Neji said placing his hand on Sasuke's shoulder.

The dreaded day arrived. October 9th. Tomorrow was Naruto's birthday and he still was not awake. Sasuke wouldn't lose hope. He was going to buy a cake and have a stack of presents ready to be opened by his lover.

After school the next day, Sasuke was followed by Gaara, Shikamaru, Neji and the entire soccer team (including their coach, Asuma) to the hospital. When they arrived, Sasuke's parents, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kakashi, Itachi and his roommates were already there. There was a table specifically for food and one specifically for presents.

Sasuke had put a party hat on Naruto and smiled. He leaned down to his ear and whispered "Please wake up birthday boy." When he brought his face back up he noticed Naruto tighten his eyes and scrunch his face up. Sasuke's eyes widened as he watched Naruto's eyelids slowly rise. The blond blinked a few times then looked around.

"What's going on? Where am I?" he whispered.

Sasuke didn't care who was looking. He started crying and kissed Naruto right on the lips. Mikoto and Tsunade cried with him and Gaara went to get a doctor. Sasuke hugged him carefully and let tears fall down his face.

"You're awake," he whispered.

"Sasuke, what's going on? Stop crying, please?" Naruto said sleepily.

Itachi chuckled. "You've been asleep for a very long time, Kitsune."

Naruto cocked an eyebrow. "How long is a long time?" Naruto looked around the room and saw that there were presents and food everywhere. He finally realized the party hat on his head and gasped. "Sasuke, it's your birthday again?"

Sasuke looked up and laughed. He wiped the tears from his eyes and smiled. "It's your birthday, dobe. It's been a little over a month."

Naruto nodded. "Can I sit up?" he asked.

Sasuke adjusted the bed for him just as the doctor came in.

"It's great to see you're awake, Uzumaki-san," he said. "How are you feeling?"

"I'm okay I guess. My legs feel kind of weird though." He looked under his blankets to see his legs were casted. His eyes widened. "What happened to me?"

"Let me just give you a quick check up first and then I'll explain."

Naruto pouted but nodded and let his doctor do what he needed to do.

"Well, everything seems to fine. He can go home tonight just bring him back next week for another check up and so we can create a therapy schedule," the doctor explained to Mikoto and Fugaku.

Naruto sighed impatiently. "Can I know what happened now?"

"Yes dobe," Sasuke answered. He noticed Naruto's eyes trail down to his still casted arm.

"Your arm," Naruto whispered.

"Trust me, it's not as bad as it seems," Sasuke said with a chuckle. "We got in a car crash on our way home and since the car came from behind, we got the worst of the impact. Only my arm is broken but your lung collapsed and you broke both of your legs. There's metal in them now but you're gonna be in a wheel chair for a bit. My cast should be off by Christmas."

Naruto nodded. He looked at his casted legs again and frowned. "No soccer this year?"

"Unfortunately no, but from what I heard from Uchiha-san, you should be playing again by next year," Asuma said with a smile.

"Alright, enough talk. Let's not have this delicious food go to waste!" Jiraiya exclaimed.

One Year Later

"Naruto-kun! Sasuke-kun! Can you two come down here please?" Mikoto called.

Sasuke and Naruto came down the steps as they quickly straightened their clothes. They had been in the middle of taking their kissing just a tad too far. They sat next to each other across from their parents at the dining table.

"Now as you two know, your mother and I are going to be gone for the rest of the week," Fugaku began.

"And we just want to remind you to be safe," Mikoto continued.

"Oka-san, relax! Sasuke and I can take care of ourselves! Besides, Onii-san isn't too far away," Naruto insisted.

Mikoto smiled and nodded. The boys went back up to their room and actually watched their movie. Kyuubi jumped into Naruto's lap and licked his hand. Naruto smiled at the cat and pet his head. Sasuke's phone vibrated and saw it was a text from Itachi.

Look under your bed, it said. Sasuke cocked an eyebrow but went over to his bed as Naruto played with Kyuubi. There was a black box underneath. Sasuke slid it out and pulled the top off. When he saw what was inside he blushed madly. It was full of condoms and bottles of lube. Right on top was a folded up note which Sasuke dared to open and read.

I know you want to give Kitsune a wonderful birthday present but I thought I should at least make sure you two are safe about it. I know you probably won't use the condoms but who knows.


Sasuke sighed, closed the box and put it back under his bed. He dialed Itachi's number.

"Moshii, moshii," Itachi answered.

"Fuck you," Sasuke said simply then he hung up and went to snuggle with Naruto.

It was Naruto's birthday tomorrow and Sasuke had planned a night full of fun, eating and…sex. Although the last part was supposed to be a surprise, Naruto already expected it. Even so, he remained aloof for Sasuke's sake.

Sasuke took Naruto to Ichiraku Ramen after school for dinner. They played at the arcade for a bit afterwards then went for a walk in the park. Once they got home, they sat in their room and watched Naruto's favorite movie while they ate some birthday cake their mom made before she left.

"Ne, Naruto," Sasuke said.

Naruto turned putting cake in his mouth. "Yeah?"

"You have icing on your cheek," Sasuke said with a smile. He leaned over and kissed the icing off his cheek. He moved his face back and lowered his eyelids slightly as his lips formed a smirk.

Naruto smirked back at him and pounced on top of the other boy. He pressed his lips against Sasuke's. Sasuke rolled them over causing Naruto to gasp slightly. He took complete advantage of this and stuck his tongue in the blond's mouth earning a moan. He started to grind against Naruto and kiss his neck. He left marks on his neck and smiled at the sounds Naruto was making. He stopped kissing and carried Naruto to his bed.

Sasuke took off his own shirt then Naruto's and just stared at his blushing lover. "You're a beautiful sight to look at," Sasuke said with a smile.

Naruto smiled. "Kiss me," he begged.

Sasuke obliged to the birthday boy's request. He started grinding against Naruto again and played with his nipples. Naruto let out a moan as Sasuke left his lips for his neck again. He lifted his head to Naruto's ear and slowly stroked Naruto's still clothed erection.

"You sure about this, dobe?" he whispered.

Naruto nodded and whimpered as Sasuke nipped on his ear. Sasuke got off of the blond and reached under his bed for the black box. Naruto propped his self up on his elbows and eyed Sasuke confusingly then his eyes widened when he saw the contents of the box.

"Is that why you said 'fuck you' to Itachi yesterday?" he asked.

Sasuke nodded and blushed slightly. "Do you want to use a condom?"

"Well we did go to the doctor last week…and we did get tests for STDs and all that…we were negative so I think we'll be alright without it…" Naruto mumbled.

Sasuke kissed his forehead. "Relax, that's the key to this thing."

Naruto nodded and Sasuke removed both of their pants then opened a bottle of the lube. He covered his fingers in it then Naruto took the bottle from him and put some in his hand.

"What are you—ah," Sasuke moaned as Naruto slid his hand up and down Sasuke's unclothed cock.

"This is so we don't have to pause when we're ready," he whispered.

Sasuke smirked and gently pressed the boy on his back. He got on top of him and slid one finger into Naruto. Naruto gripped Sasuke's shoulders and scrunched his eyes together. Sasuke kept his finger still and waited until he felt Naruto relax.

"You okay?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto nodded. Sasuke bit his lip but moved his finger. When he heard Naruto start to moan he added another finger. Naruto whimpered but started moaning again. When Sasuke had three fingers in he couldn't wait any longer. He removed his fingers and positioned himself to push inside of Naruto. He leaned over and kissed the blond while he slowly slid in. Naruto half moaned and half whimpered into the kiss. Sasuke stay still until Naruto broke the kiss.

"Move," he breathed.

Sasuke nodded and started going slowly. Naruto's moans encouraged him to move faster. He started pounding into Naruto. Suddenly, Naruto pushed him on his back and began riding Sasuke. Sasuke grunted and moaned at the same time. Naruto leaned over him and put his hands on either side of Sasuke's head to balance. He and Sasuke were almost screaming from pleasure. Sasuke took Naruto's cock in his hand and began moving in sync with Naruto's thrusts.

"Fuck…Sasuke…I'm cumin—AHH!" Naruto screamed releasing into Sasuke's hand and all over their torso. Naruto collapsed on top of Sasuke. Sasuke grabbed his hips and kept thrusting and came not too long afterwards. He slid out and Naruto rolled onto his back on Sasuke's side. They were both breathing heavily and covered in sweat and cum. Sasuke rolled over to his side and leaned in to kiss Naruto.

"You alright?" he asked quietly.

Naruto nodded and grinned. "That was amazing."

Sasuke chuckled and kissed the blond again. "Sleepy?"

"Very," Naruto said adding a yawn.

Sasuke was thankful that there was no school the next day. He pulled Naruto closer to him and kissed the top of his head. "I love you, Naruto."

"I love you too," Naruto breathed. "Oyasumi."

"Oyasumi," Sasuke whispered.

The next morning, Sasuke and Naruto were rudely awoken when Sasuke's phone began to ring. Sasuke saw the caller ID say "Aniki" and groaned.

"Pick it up, it might be important," Naruto said.

Sasuke sighed and put the phone a speaker so he could hold Naruto in both of his arms.

"Mosh, mosh," he said to the phone.

There was a pause and both boys cocked an eyebrow then the phone got loud with music.

"I JUST HAD SEX AND IT FELT SO GOOD!" was all that was heard from the phone then it suddenly stopped and the shifting of the phone could be heard. Naruto and Sasuke just stared at the phone wide eyed and red in the face.

"CONGRATS ON THE SEX!" they heard Itachi and his roommates yell in unison then they hung up.

Naruto's blush intensified and Sasuke glared so intensely at the phone Naruto was afraid it would blow up.

"I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL HIM!" Sasuke screamed.