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*This is a Klaine, Puckleberry, Fabrevans, and Brittana story. There will be Finn bashing. We're going to say that Mercedes and Sam did have a summer fling but then Sam moved and they broke up. Mercedes then reuinted with Matt from the 1st season and they got together, and Sam didn't get in between them because he still has feelings for Quinn.

Rachel Berry went from being 'engaged' to being 'single'

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Quinn Fabray: I'm sorry Finn hurt you. If you need me, I'm here for you :)

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Kurt Hummel: My step brother's an ass. I agree with Quinn ^^ we're here for you if you need us :) Love ya, Barbra

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Santana Lopez: What happened with Pyramid Nipples?

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Finn Hudson: Rach, please don't do this!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Dude, leave her alone

Finn Hudson: I blame you for this, Puckerman! We were perfectly happy until you came into the picture!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Correction, you were perfect until you cheated on Berry with Sugar! Not cool, dude.

Santana Lopez, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray, and 19 others like this

Finn Hudson: I did not cheat on Rachel!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Bull shit, Finnessa, I saw it. So did Rachel. You're not getting out of this mess that easily

Finn Hudson: Why were you even with Rachel? Maybe she was the one cheating on me! She's cheated on me with you before!

Rachel Berry: Get over yourself, Finn. I did not cheat on you with Noah. We were working on our project for Glee. I was planning to dedicate my song to you, but you can forget it now.

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Plus, Rachel wasn't mad at you. She cheated on you with me last time because she figured out you slept with Satan without telling her! So, technically, that was your fault

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Finn Hudson: You're an asshole, Puckerman, and Rachel, I can't believe I forgave you for cheating on me, but you can't forgive me!

Rachel Berry: I didn't sleep with Noah though. You had no trouble sleeping with Sugar though…

Quinn Fabray, Blaine Anderson, Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, and 5 others like this

Sam Evans: Finn, just leave her alone. You're being a hypocrite, really. You got mad at Rachel and Quinn for cheating on you, but then you convince Quinn to cheat on me with you and then cheat on Rachel with Sugar. All you really want is attention.

Rachel Berry and Quinn Fabray like this

Quinn Fabray: Leave her alone, Finn. Just accept that she isn't coming back around now…

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Kurt HummelRachel Berry: I'd sooner buy defying gravity!

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Rachel Berry: Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity!

Kurt Hummel: I think I'll try defying gravity

Rachel Berry: And you won't bring me down!

Kurt Hummel: Hope that cheered you up, Rachel :)

Rachel Berry: It did, thanks, Kurt!

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Quinn Fabray: Sleepover with New Direction Girls! And Kurt :) with Rachel Berry and 5 others

Sugar Motta: Why wasn't I invited?

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Mercedes Jones: ^^Is she serious? 0_0

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Sugar Motta: I'm a part of the New Directions

Santana Lopez: But backstabbing bitches aren't allowed at our sleepovers. It just kind ruins everything

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Finn Hudson: Then why is Santana invited?

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Santana Lopez: Listen here, Pillsbury Dough Boy, I was invited because I'm friends with everybody in Glee. Nobody, except for you, likes Sugar. Everyone now hates her. I'm still confused on why she's in the club. She can't sing.

Brittany Pierce, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, and 12 others like this

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Kurt Hummel: Truth or dare can get very interesting with these girls, right Rachie? ;)

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Rachel Berry: ^^^^Dislike :(

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: What's going on over there?

Brittany Pierce: Rachie just told us something really interesting :)

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Rachel Berry: Only because the dare you gave me was the worst!

Santana Lopez: The secrets you spilled were priceless, I don't know how long Hummel will be able to contain his excitement :P

Kurt Hummel: Shut it, Satan,you can't contain your excitement either!

Santana Lopez: You're right. I just heard the best gossip I've heard since I heard Fabray was pregnant

Rachel Berry: It wasn't that much of a secret!

Tina Cohen-Chang: Yes it was, Rachel!

Rachel Berry: Just wait until it's my turn. You guys will spill some dirty secrets too

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: So it's a 'dirty' secret. As Santana would say, wanky ;)

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Rachel Berry: Shut up, Noah!

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Blaine Anderson Kurt Hummel: I hate you -_-

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Kurt Hummel: Not my fault! Blame them!

Rachel Berry: Hahaha, it was our fault!

Kurt Hummel: See!

Artie Abrams: What happened?

Santana Lopez: We dared Kurt to (fake) break up with Blaine. Poor Blaine, he was close to crying!

Blaine Anderson: Shut up!

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Brittany Pierce: Watching Titanic…Rachie just told me that there was actually a ship called the Titanic and it sank! Lord Tubbington was right :(

Finn Hudson: The Titanic is just a movie! It didn't really happen!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Google it, Hudson

Tina Cohen Chang: It's so sad! The music makes it worse!

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Kurt Hummel: My heart will go on and on!

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Rachel Berry – Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I should warn you, I'm the Poke Master. I'm going to win this poke war! :)

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: In your dreams, Berry, I will not give up!

Rachel Berry: Well, neither will I, so I guess this might take a while :P

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I guess it will, but no matter how long it goes on for, I'll always have the upper hand!

Rachel Berry: How? Is there a certain way to tell, Puckerman? ;)

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I poked you first, therefore, no matter how hard you try, I will always have more pokes on you! Ha!

Rachel Berry: Shut it Puckerman! :P

Kurt Hummel: You guys really need to be more subtle about this…

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Rachel Berry: Subtle about what?

Santana Lopez: Are you serious, Berry?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: What are you guys talking about?

Quinn Fabray: It has to do with what was said at my house yesterday :)

Sam Evans: I want to know what happened at that sleepover…

Rachel Berry: You won't find out, because the girls and Kurt were sworn to secrecy…and I will hunt them down if they tell ANYONE what I admitted to!

Kurt Hummel: You can't bottle it up forever, Rachie ;)

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Kurt Hummel – Blaine Anderson: Wanna meet us the Lima Bean? :)

Blaine Anderson: Who's us?

Kurt Hummel: Quinn, Santana, Brittany, Tina, and Mercedes. Rachel would come but she's hanging out with Puckerman…

Blaine Anderson: I'd love to :). I'll meet you there in about 10 minutes

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Blaine Anderson: I've thought about it, and I'm on board :) with Kurt Hummel and 5 others

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Rachel Berry: What are you on board for?

Blaine Anderson: Just helping them with something

Rachel Berry: That sounds fun, can I help?

Brittany Pierce: Sorry, Rachie, only 6 people can!

Rachel Berry: Brittany…if this includes you, Santana, Kurt, Blaine, Quinn, Mercedes, and Tina, that's 7 people…

Santana Lopez: We needed another guy on the team

Rachel Berry: Could I at least know what it's for…?

Tina Cohen-Change: You'll find out soon enough :)

Rachel Berry: ?

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman – Rachel Berry: You wanna come help me babysit my sister?

Rachel Berry: I'd love to. I love Abby!

Santana Lopez: You guys are soooo clueless

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Blaine Anderson: Agreed ^^

Rachel Berry: What are you talking about?

Kurt Hummel: I've already told you…

Rachel Berry: You have not! I think I would remember something like that!

Quinn Fabray: Kurt told you at the sleepover. All of us agreed as you huddled in a corner, embarrassed

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Rachel Berry: I did not huddle into a corner!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You people are blowing up my notifications. Go have this conversation somewhere else!

Santana Lopez: Sorry, Puckerman. We would, but secretly, Rachel wants to have this conversation where she knows you'll see it

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I don't understand…

Kurt Hummel: She means, Puckerman, that Rachel claims to not want to talk about anything that happened at the sleepover, but really she does. She just wants you to figure out what she admitted to us.

Rachel Berry: Noah is that LAST person I would want to know

Quinn Fabray: Sure…

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Rachel Berry should tell me what she supposedly told the girls and Kurt at that damn sleepover!

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Rachel Berry: No she really shouldn't…and neither should anyone else!

Brittany Pierce: Why not, Rachie? You'd be so much happier! Like me and Santana! Or Kurt and Blaine! Or Tina and Mike! Or Quinn and Sam!

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Rachel Berry: Quinn and Sam aren't together anymore, Britt…

Brittany Pierce: No Ken and Barbie? :(

Quinn Fabray: No Ken or Barbie, sorry Britt

Santana Lopez: It's okay, Britt-Britt! They'll get back together soon!

Sam Evans: ^^Excuse me?

Rachel Berry: Don't deny it, Sam :P You still love Quinn!

Quinn Fabray: Really? I hate you people -_-

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman – Santana Lopez: You obviously want to tell me about what Rachel admitted…So tell me!

Santana Lopez: Berry will KILL me if I say anything!

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Santana Lopez: ^^Wtf! Rachel! Why'd you like that?

Rachel Berry: Because, I will kill you if you tell Noah!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Please, Rachel! I know that it has to do with us being a couple…

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Rachel Berry:Who told you?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Mike told me

Rachel Berry: What? How'd he find out? Tina did you tell Mike?

Tina Cohen-Chang: No, I didn't. I knew you'd hurt me

Mike Chang: Blaine told me

Rachel Berry: KURT! DID YOU TELL BLAINE?

Kurt Hummel: I was one of the people that told him…

Rachel Berry: Was that what you guys talked about when you all met at the Lima Bean?

Quinn Fabray: Maybe…

Brittany Pierce: Why are you saying maybe, Quinn? It was us.

Rachel Berry: I hate you people -_-

Blaine Anderson: At least they didn't actually tell Puck what you admitted

Rachel Berry: But they did tell someone! After they said they wouldn't!

Santana Lopez: We're sorry, but the secret needs to come out soon! Or else Britt-Britt will literally cry!

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Quinn Fabray – Sam Evans: I'm sorry that my friends can be…out there…

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Sam Evans: It's fine, I understand.

Brittany Pierce: Ken and Barbie!

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Quinn Fabray: No, B, no Ken and Barbie

Brittany Pierce: You guys are confusing me…

Santana Lopez: Britt, they're confusing everyone…

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Private message from Rachel Berry to Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, Mike Chang, and Artie Abrams

Subject: Quinn and Sam

Okay, this is ridiculous. Sam and Quinn are obviously still in love, and we need to find a way to get them to realize that. Well, more like get them to realize that the other still loves them. The only reason they broke up before was because of Finn. And Finn's far from the picture now. They'd be really happy now. And I know that I'm not the only one who thinks this. San, Britt, Tina, Mercedes and Kurt, you remember when we were playing Truth or Dare and we asked Mercedes about her relationship with Sam? Well, did any of you notice the look in Quinn's eyes when Mercedes admitted to having a summer fling? Quinn looked crushed. She still loves him. And I've seen the way he looks at her during Glee Club. They would be so much happier if they got back together.

Mercedes Jones: I saw how hurt she was, that's why I changed the subject so quickly. I felt bad for her. I really did think they were cute together. And she seemed the happiest when she was with him, no offence Puck.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: ^^None taken, I agree. She only stayed with me cause I knocked her up. Plus, I have my eyes on someone new, sort of.

Kurt Hummel: ^^I smell Puckleberry

Tina Cohen-Chang: Oh Thank God! I thought I was the only one who could smell that! :)

Rachel Berry: I hate you people! But back to the matter at hand, how do we get them together?

Santana Lopez: Well, let's see. The Duets completion got them together, why not convince Schue to have another one

Rachel Berry: Excellent idea, San! But how do we know they'll end up as partners?

Santana Lopez: Well, all of us simply have to pair up with someone before they ask. And they won't want to sing with Sugar or Finn, so they'll end up being partners.

Rachel Berry: You have a point. Maybe we should partner up now so if either of them ask us, we don't screw up and have two of us say the same person.

Santana Lopez: Okay, jut say who you want as your partner. I want Brittany

Brittany Pierce: Yay!

Mike Chang: Tina :)

Kurt Hummel: Blaine and I haven't had a duet in a while, so I'll take him :)

Santana Lopez: Wanky!

Kurt Hummel: Really, Satan, really?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I call Berry! We've only have 1 duet! And we killed it!

Rachel Berry: Agreed!

Artie Abrams: Sweet Mercedes is my partner!

Mercedes Jones: Usually we only sing together in group numbers.

Rachel berry: Great, everything's settled, let Plan Fabrevans be put into action!

*So do you like it so far? Please tell what you do like about it and what you don't. Thanks! :)