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*This is a Klaine, Puckleberry, Fabrevans, and Brittana story. There will be Finn bashing. We're going to say that Mercedes and Sam did have a summer fling but then Sam moved and they broke up. Mercedes doesn't have her boyfriend, she never met him, and Sam didn't get in between them because he still has feelings for Quinn.

*So, you aren't allowed to make a heart sign because it'll only come out as a three so I decided to just put this *heart* when I want there to be a heart.

*SOOOOOO sorry that it's been so long since I last updated. I wanted to make this longer, but I just kept getting writer's block! But then once I got to a good part, I couldn't stop writing. :), once again I'm sorry for the wait.

Rachel Berry went from being 'In a Relationship to 'Single'

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Kurt Hummel: RACHEL BARBRA BERRY! WHAT THE HELL?

Santana Lopez: Okay, what the fuck happened to Puckleberry? Hasn't even been a week!

Quinn Fabray: Rachel, call me

Mercedes Jones: Did Puckerman do something to you? Cause I will cut him!

Tina Cohen-Chang: Rachel, if you need someone to talk to, just call me :)

Blaine Anderson: Please respond to one of us, Kurt is freaking out. I'm pretty sure he's going to start crying…

Rachel Berry: I do not wish to talk about it at this moment…

Finn Hudson: So, Rach, since you're obviously free tonight, would you like to go to Breadstix?

Rachel Berry: No. I am not that desperate.

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Sam Evans: Puck said he did nothing wrong, so I'm not sure if he's just saying that or if he actually means it.

Rachel Berry: It wasn't Noah…well it kind of was, but he didn't know at all

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Rach, what did I do that I didn't know?

Rachel Berry: Can we please not talk about this right now.

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Kurt Hummel – Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: What the hell did you do?

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I honestly don't know!

Kurt Hummel: Bull shit

Rachel Berry: Kurt, leave Noah alone. He doesn't know what he did.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Then why the fuck did you break up with me?

Rachel Berry: You know why.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: That makes no sense!

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Mercedes Jones: This week has not been good… First the guy I like find out I like him, then Puckleberry breaks up -_- not cool.

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Sam Evans – Quinn Fabray: Please answer your phone

Quinn Fabray: I don't want to.

Sam Evans: Please, Q, I really need to talk to you!

Quinn Fabray: Well, I'm not in the mood…

Sam Evans: Whatever you think, it's not true. Quinn, I love you.

Quinn Fabray: Please leave me alone, I need some time.

Sam Evans: Ok, but please call me when you can.

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Rachel Berry – Quinn Fabray: I think we need a sleepover

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Quinn Fabray: I completely agree.

Rachel Berry: My dads said you could come over here.

Quinn Fabray: K, I'll be over soon :)

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Quinn Fabray: Who knew Rachel Berry had such a cruel mind? ;)

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Kurt Hummel: What'd she do? And why'd Puck like this status?

Rachel Berry: We might've broken up, but we've decided to remain friends

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Plus, I know how evil Rachel can be.

Kurt Hummel: Quinn! What did she do?

Quinn Fabray: You'll find out soon :P

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Blaine Anderson: I agree with Quinn, Rachel Berry does have a cruel mind… ;)

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Kurt Hummel: Why does Blaine get to know before I do?

Rachel Berry: Certain reasons

Quinn Fabray: Kurt, let it go, because I know who gets to know what, and you're going to be one of the last to know. Sorry :)

Kurt Hummel: Why am I last?

Rachel Berry: Because

Kurt Hummel: Not really an answer, Diva

Rachel Berry: It's more than what you've got :P

Kurt Hummel: Harsh, Berry, harsh

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Artie Abrams: Sit down your rocking the boat! with Rachel Berry and 3 others

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Rachel Berry: We sucked

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Kurt Hummel: ^^Indeed we did. I dropped Tina during that performance. Sorry, Tina :)

Tina Cohen-Chang: It's fine! :)

Mercedes Jones: Does anyone remember what Rachel said after she got mad at us? Haha

Tina Cohen-Chang: Of course, we did. There's…

Mercedes Jones: Nothing…

Kurt Hummel: Ironic…

Artie Abrams: About…

Rachel Berry: Show Choir! And it's still true!

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Kurt Hummel: I still remember what I wore!

Tina Cohen-Chang: We could give you a simple date and you would be able to explain, in detail, your outfit.

Mercedes Jones: ^^Very true.

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Will Schuester posted a video :

The Original 5's Auditions: with Tina Cohen-Chang, Mercedes Jones, Artie Abrams and 2 others

Tina Cohen-Chang: Now that I look back on it, I could've done a better song…

Kurt Hummel: I rather liked my choice. Mr. Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane should have been my name! Mr. Cellophane!

Rachel Berry: I liked mine too

Mercedes Jones: I sounded good :)

Artie Abrams: My song choice was alright, but hey we all got in, didn't we?

Rachel Berry: If we didn't, Mr. Schue wouldn't have a Glee Club :P

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Matt Rutherford – Kurt Hummel: Do you know why Cedes is ignoring me?

Kurt Hummel: She thinks it's because you're lying to her…

Matt Rutherford: Why would I lie about something like this?

Kurt Hummel: Don't ask me! She probably thinks that you just feel bad for her or something…

Mercedes Jones: Kurt is right.

Matt Rutherford: Mercedes! I'm not lying! I don't feel bad for you! I like you back, why don't you believe me?

Mercedes Jones: Why should I believe you…?

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Mercedes Jones is now in a relationship.

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Kurt Hummel: Cedes! This is awesome! I'm so happy for you! Tell me what happened!

Mercedes Jones: He came to my house and started listing off everything he liked about me :)

Kurt Hummel: AWWWWW! :) If we get Rachel and Puck back together, the three divas of Glee Club will all have boyfriends

Mercedes Jones: :)

Rachel Berry: AHAHAHAHAHA!

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman:Rach and I are just friends now.

Santana Lopez: Did you notice that the three people who have all called Rachel 'cruel and evil' liked her comment?

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Kurt Hummel: You have a point…Satan. I'll find out what's going on, and get back to you.

Santana Lopez: How are you going to find out?

Kurt Hummel: I have my ways…

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Private Messaging:

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, honey, I have a question… :)

Blaine Anderson: Not gonna work Kurt, I'm not falling for it. You won't get this secret out of me.

Kurt Hummel: I wasn't going to ask you…I was just going to ask you if you wanted to come over, no one's here but lonely old me ;)

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, I know what you're doing.

Kurt Hummel: I just want to spend some time with my gorgeous boyfriend. Is that too much to ask? :(

Blaine Anderson: It is when all you want to ask is what Rachel told me…

Kurt Hummel: Blaine, honey, I love you.

Blaine Anderson: And I love you, but I'm not telling this secret. And don't you dare make me, or else Rachel will literally kill me! Do you want a dead boyfriend? Because if you do, I'll tell you.

Kurt Hummel: No, I don't want you to die. That would suck waaay too much… Then I wouldn't be able to do anything with my gorgeous boyfriend… :(

Blaine Anderson: And that wouldn't be fun, so don't pressure me into telling you. You'll probably find out by the end of the week anyway.

Kurt Hummel: Fine, but you're lucky I don't want you dead.

Blaine Anderson: If you did, I'd be long gone by now…

Kurt Hummel: True. I do have another question for you though…

Blaine Anderson: And what is that?

Kurt Hummel: Will you still come over? I wasn't kidding. I'm lonely and I miss my boyfriend.

Blaine Anderson: Be over in 10.

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Rachel Berry: It's a quarter after 1, I'm all alone, and I need you now…

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: AndI said I wouldn't call, but I'm a little drunk and I need you now…

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Rachel Berry: And I don't know how, I can do without…

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: I just need you now…

Kurt Hummel: I just need Puckleberry now…

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Rachel Berry: Get over it, Kurt

Kurt Hummel: For the record, Rach, you started by posting this song as your status.

Rachel Berry: It happens to be a good song

Santana Lopez: And one of the only songs you've sung with Puckerman.

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Guys leave her alone, and just accept the fact that Puckleberry is over.

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Rachel Berry: Thank you, Noah…

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Matt Rutherford is now in a relationship with Mercedes Jones

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Sam Evans: Congrats, guys!

Rachel Berry: Told you Cedes! Kurt and I should've bet that you two would end up together!

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Mercedes Jones: I know Rachel, you told me…

Rachel Berry: Rachel Berry is always right!

Kurt Hummel: When it doesn't come to relationships…

Rachel Berry: Kurt let it go!

Kurt Hummel: Never!

Tina Cohen-Chang: I'm so happy for you, Cedes!

Quinn Fabray: Same here! You guys are super cute together!

Mercedes Jones: Thanks guys! And Quinn, I need to you to call me, I know what you think, but I can explain.

Quinn Fabray: K, I'll call you.

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Quinn Fabray – Sam Evans: Can you call me please…I need to apologize.

Sam Evans: I'll call you, but you don't need to apologize. I get why you were upset.

Quinn Fabray: No, Sam, I really owe you an apology

Sam Evans: No you don't.

Quinn Fabray: Just call me and we'll settle this 'argument' over the phone.

Sam Evans: K, I'm calling you now.

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Kurt Hummel: Had the best movie day with Blaine Anderson *heart*

Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, and 3 others like this.

Mercedes Jones: Aww...white boys! You guys are adorable!

Rachel Berry: ^^Agreed, sorry I sort of stole him from you for a couple days :)

Kurt Hummel: I thought we all agreed to not talk about Rachel Berry's Train Wreck Extravaganza again…

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Rachel Berry: Right sorry…

Kurt Hummel: Sometimes I wish I wasn't the designated driver…but then I remember what happened last time I drank…

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Mercedes Jones: Hahahaha Bambi! Hahahahaha

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Kurt Hummel: Shut it, Mercedes! You two swore we'd also never talk about that again!

Blaine Anderson: Wait…what's going on…? Kurt?

Kurt Hummel: Not telling…

Rachel Berry: I also want to know what's going on!

Kurt Hummel: Okay Rachel, I'll tell you…

Rachel Berry: Really?

Kurt Hummel: If you tell me what you're hiding from me.

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Rachel Berry: …Fine. Come over in ten minutes. I think you'd take it better person…

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Kurt Hummel: Okay, see you in 10.

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Kurt Hummel: is pissed off.

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Kurt Hummel: You three have no right to like this! You knew all along! -_-

Blaine Anderson: Oh come on, Kurt, it's not our faults! We didn't even ask to know. Rachel just told us all one by one!

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Mercedes Jones: I would've told you, but I really didn't want to die…

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Kurt Hummel: I honestly didn't know you knew, so you should've kept your mouth shut.

Mercedes Jones: Damn…

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Santana Lopez – Kurt Hummel: What the hell is going on? Is Puckleberry on?

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Kurt Hummel: Puckleberry was never off.

Santana Lopez: WHAT?

Kurt Hummel: They 'broke up' to teach us a 'lesson' about meddling and all that crap.

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Santana Lopez: is also pissed off.

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Rachel Berry: :)

Santana Lopez: You better shut it and explain Berry, or else I will ends you.

Rachel Berry: Noah and I decided that we play a prank on you. You guys did get us together, yes, but it wasn't in the right way, so we decided to teach you a lesson :)

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Kurt Hummel: The only good thing about this prank is the fact that it's a prank. If I wasn't so damn happy that Puckleberry is still happening, I would kill you, Rachel Berry.

Rachel Berry: If you killed me, then Puckleberry would sort of be over…

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: You better not kill her, Beyoncè, or else I'll kill your little boy toy!

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Blaine Anderson: Kurt! Why the hell would you like that?

Kurt Hummel: Because you are my boy toy ;)

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Santana Lopez: Wanky :)

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Finn Hudson – Rachel Berry: So…it was all a prank…? :(

Rachel Berry: Yes.

Finn Hudson: :(

Rachel Berry: Get over yourself.

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Rachel Berry: BAHAHAHAHA! Kurt just told me what happened the last time he drank! Funniest. Thing. Ever.

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Kurt Hummel: Delete this now.

Rachel Berry: Hahahahaha. No.

Kurt Hummel: Delete. This. Now.

Rachel Berry: Not a chance, Hummel.

Kurt Hummel: I will hurt you, Berry.

Blaine Anderson: Kurt, why can't you just tell me?

Rachel Berry: Yeah, Kurt, why can't you just tell him? ;)

Kurt Hummel: Because it's embarrassing!

Rachel Berry: So?

Kurt Hummel: I could always tell Puck what I made you wear for Finn…

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman – Rachel Berry: What did Beyoncè make you wear for Finnocence? That's right I saw the comment.

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Rachel Berry: Same old, same old. Animal sweater and a skirt.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Bull shit, he wouldn't continue to make you wear those, he hated them

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Finn Hudson: She wore this cat suit thingy, like the one that chick wore in that crappy musical Oil or whatever. She looked like a sad clown hooker.

Kurt Hummel: *facepalm* Grease, Finn, the movie is called Grease, Finn.

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Finn Hudson: Whatever, I was close, all musicals are crap, including that 'Sound of Silence' one you watch every Sunday!

Kurt Hummel: You better take that back now or I will hurt you! The Sound of Music is a classic!

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Rachel Berry: I can't believe I dated someone who doesn't even know the title of one of the best movies ever…

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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Luckily for you, your current boyfriend knows the title and actually seen the movie.

Rachel Berry: You've seen the 'Sound of Music'?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Did you forget that I live with two women? It's my mom's favorite movie so she got Abby into it, and now they both prance around the house singing…I may or may not have been known to also sing…

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Rachel Berry: So not only have you seen it, but you sing it too…

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Maybe…but I only watch it for the action parts!

Rachel Berry: Sureeee :)

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Shut it, Berry!

Rachel Berry: Say, Noah, how about you come over to my house and we watch the Sound of Music together…but not really watch it ;)

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Be over soon ;)

Santana Lopez: Wanky ;)

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Rachel Berry: But Noah, there is one tiny catch…

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: What's that?

Rachel Berry: You have to sing it with me :)

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: …Worth it! Be there soon ;)

Kurt Hummel: Hopefully Rachel's dads aren't home because I'm thinking that there will be a lot more sounds than just music over at her house…

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So was that too long, too short, or just right? Please review and tell me if you want them longer or shorter or the same length. Thanks! Also, you can give me some ideas, because I'm kind of running low :)