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A Simple Comment

By WonderlandIsAnIllusion

"Hey, Angel face."

"I already told you…my name is Pit. It's short and easy."

"Just like you, Angel face." Magnus commented calmly, a faint smirk on his lips, and figured that the innocent angel wouldn't catch the other meaning those words.

"Huh?" Pit asked in a confused voice, but then thought for a moment. "It's good being short because it makes it easy going through the near passages and dodging stuff."

"So you are short and easy, Angel face. Right?" Magnus asked in a fake innocent voice and he watched as Pit nodded his head. "So are you easy in bed, Angel face?"

"Huh? What do you mean?" Pit asked curiously, but before the smirking human could reply that was when Palutena brought the Angel to her before the human could possibly corrupt him.

"What does being easy in bed mean?" Pit asked Palutena and he received complete silence for a couple of minutes.

"It means easily being taken down in battle." Palutena lied, she figured that Pit would believe her, and that would be the end of it.

"Oh, okay." Pit commented cheerfully. "All of the monsters are easy in bed! Can I please let Magnus know that I'm not easy in bed? I'll show him that I'm not easy in bed at all! I'm not easily taken down."

Palutena dropped some Ice Cream for the Angel and that distracted Pit because the Ice Cream was really delicious.

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