These are some possible alternate endings I thought of for the "GB + Me" series. What do you think? Warning: Highly Stupid Content


The "Epiphany"

"Jennifer? Jennifer!"

Jennifer Colby was shaken out her thoughts by her friend Alex. They were sitting in a coffee shop in Queens, and it was 1984. Earlier that day, she had been experimented on by her creepy parapsychology professor, Peter Venkman. "Hey! What happened? We were talking and then you just totally zoned out."

Jennifer looked Alex confusedly. For a second she could have sworn that it was 2009 and she was married to a weirdo scientist. She had a daughter named Alice and was pregnant with another child.

But what was really weird was that she had dreamed that she was a "Ghostbuster"…whatever that is. "Nothing," she said, shaking her head. "I just…spaced out for a second."

Alex clicked his tongue and took a sip of his coffee. "I'll say."


The "Filmmakers"

It was the middle of night. Dan Aykroyd's eyes flew open and he sat straight up in bed. He'd just had a prophetic dream! "Ivan! Ivan! Wake up!" he exclaimed, shaking the man in bed next to him.

Ivan Reitman moaned and rubbed his bleary eyes. "What is it, Danny?"

"I just had this crazy dream!" Dan said excitedly.

"What about?" Ivan grunted.

"There's these people who get dressed up in beige jumpsuits and weird backpacks and they ran around catching ghosts!" Dan rambled. "I think this is a sign!"

"A sign? For what?"

"A movie screenplay!" said Dan. "Just think! This could be the next big movie of the eighties!"

"Cool!" said Ivan. "We should tell Harold!"

"Good idea!" Dan rolled over and shook awake the man on his left side. "Hey Harold! We have to talk!"

Harold Ramis woke up and put on his glasses. "What is it? I was just having a dream that Jack Black was a caveman. Hey, maybe I should make a movie about that…"

"Well save it for next millineum!" exclaimed Dan. "I just had a dream that's going to make a great movie!"

"Really? What's it about?"

"Okay, are you ready? It's called..." Dan paused for dramatic effect. "Ghostbusters."


The "Microscope"

The scientist peered into the microscope. Inside he could see little people running around.

"I told you, Eldridge," bragged his friend, who was standing beside him. "There are worlds within worlds."

"Yes, I suppose I owe you that two-fifty now," grumbled Eldridge, looking up from the microscope. "But what were they doing in there? What were those little microorganisms doing running around with those baggy tan jumpsuits?"

The second scientist shrugged. "Beats me. It looked like they were catching ghosts or something."

Eldridge nodded slowly. "Ah…do you want to get some coffee?"


The "Creepy Fangirl" (Catch the Dallas reference!)

Catie's eyes blinked open. She got out of bed and went into the bathroom.

Water was running in the shower; someone was in there. Catie pushed aside the curtains to find her mother bathing in there. "Mom?" she said.

"Yes, what is it?" Catie's mom said.

"I just had the strangest dream…I was this girl named Jennifer Colby and I was a Ghostbuster…"

"Don't worry," said Mrs. Catie's Mom, climbing out of her shower and wrapping a towel around her torso. "It was just a dream."

"Okay…" Catie started to walk out of the bathroom.

"Where are you going?" Catie's mom asked.

"To my computer. I want to write this story down…maybe publish it on or something…"

Catie went back into her bedroom and started to leave. But before she did, she gave her shrine dedicated to Harold Ramis a long look…


The "Ultimate Ending"

Iran finally got ahold of a nuclear bomb. They dropped it on America and the Ghostbusters and everybody died. The end. And Iran was all like, "ha ha. No more stupid Ghostbuster fan fiction."

:P