A NIGHT IN

WOW Remote: Additional challenge - use it twice in two different contexts.

All Sam wanted was a quiet night in with his brother, Sir David Attenborough and some popcorn … that's not too much to ask, surely?

Disclaimer: Don't own them, but would have plenty of quiet nights in if I did!

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'The lioness scans the remote plains of the Serengeti …'

*crunch, crunch, crunch*

'Her cubs are hungry and she needs to make a kill …'

*burp*

'She spies a lone gazelle on the horizon …'

*crunch, slurp, crunch*

'And begins her preparation for the hunt …'

*fart*

'The knowledge that her cubs depend on her spurs her on as she moves slowly and with supreme care toward her unsuspecting prey …'

*yawn*

A popcorn kernel bounces off Sam's head and he irritably turns off the TV, tossing the remote onto his bed in exasperated defeat.

"Alright, YOU WIN, let's go to the damn bar!"

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